Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

'Tis 'telepathically.' So, since you spelled it wrong, you didn't do it at all. *knocks Olorin off a cliff and catches the CW as he falls*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*just finished tossing fake CW up to the top of the cliff*

*sprouts parachute*

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

*grabs CW while it's in the air* I love having these awesome wings... *turns into bat and flys off towards Transylavina*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*watches ES miss and hit Pennsylvania* *the local police quickly relieve her of the CW and haul her off to the clink*

Policeman: This yours, sir?

Olorin (who has just finished parachuting): Yes, thank you. It's quite valuable. If you see anyone else with it, would you do me the favor of returning it again?

Policeman: Yes sir, certainly sir.

Olorin: Thank you.

Policeman: Not at all, sir.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*whispers* What the policeman doesn't know is...he is talking to ME IN DISGUISE!!! I stole my brother's clothes (not that I want to wear them...ecch...no taste in clothes... ) and that policeman? He shoulda been saying "ma'am" instead of "sir!"

 

[xXx Carmen xXx]

HAHAHA! I'm from Pennsylvania, so I know my way around... so I still have the CW *flys into my attic hangs on the ceiling beam*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*has the CW, despite all efforts of the surrounding personages to assert to the contrary*

LoL, I had given you a false memory. And ES, you've got clone CW.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

You don't even have the firepow...errm...memorypower to give me a false memory. Elvess, that made no sense. Anyhow, I really did talk to that policeman and I HAVE THE CW!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*grabs it from her as she stands about watching him post*

Now you don't.

 

[loverble]

*Grabs the CW while LoL and OTW fight over it. Then jumps into a hole wich is like the ones you get in carttons where it seals itself after you have jumped in.*

 

[Dernhelm]

How nice. *Takes CW when she comes out the other end*

 

[loverble]

How nice. *Takes CW when she comes out the other end*

Rudeness...

*Chases after D*

 

[Rhyanidd]

*trips Dernhelm*slides Cheeze Whiz from Dern's grasp*

*sticks CW in the last thread anyone would look for it*NO I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHICH THREAD!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*pulls CW out of said thread*

 

[Dernhelm]

*thanks OtW for getting the CW*





*Takes CW*

 

[Rhyanidd]

*walks up to Dern*
Hey Dern, want to see a disappearing trick?
You do? Good.
Now, first I need the can of CW--no, no it really works best with THE CW!...not some cheap imitation stuff!
*gets THE CW from Dern*
Now I disappear*RF vanishes into thin air with the CW*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You read too much Calvin and Hobbes.

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

PotW makes a grab at Rhyanidd as he vanishes, but distracted by Dern's beautiful dress, he misses.

Wow, Dern, where did you get that picture? That dress is a stunner.

*ducks as Rhyanidd hurls a jar of cheap imitation CW*

 

[Dernhelm]

*pouts*








*continues to pout*


...



*thinks*


*evil grin*


Edit: I got the picture here; LoL linked to the website.

 

[Rhyanidd]

PotW makes a grab at Rhyanidd as he vanishes, but distracted by Dern's beautiful dress, he misses.

Wow, Dern, where did you get that picture? That dress is a stunner.

*ducks as Rhyanidd hurls a jar of cheap imitation CW*

*hurls another can of cheap imitation CW at POTW* I'M A GIRL! GRAH! And to think that you're supposed to be the FATHER of this site! Can't keep your own kids gender's strait!!!