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Is Dernhelm a Duffer?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 13 81.3%

  • No.

    Votes: 2 12.5%

  • What's a Duffer?

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • Total voters
    16
everything:

Me - lies KO on the floor, has not the CW but wants it
Dernhelm - is mad at Olorin and doesn't have the CW either, but she does have the knife
Olorin - has the CW but is not in the safe place
GKoN - is probably wondering which troll he can send to attack someone, does not have the CW, and doesn't seem interested in getting it
LoL - is in an unknown place, but probably wants the CW too
IOWW - is probably still with George of the Jungle, to support him during his fight with Tarzan
PotW - knocked me out for unknown reasons

Do you people even realize how weird this all is:eek:

*wakes up*

Where did it go *goes*
 
*sneaks up behind Olorin while he watches Lieke*

Klonk!

:D As Olorin falls, unconsious, Dernhelm watches the can of CW fall from his hand. A moment later, she is well on her way (with the CW) to a certain Place...
 
Grrr. :mad:

Unfortunately, this was only a figment of GKoN's imagination; Dernhelm had 'beaned' him with a coconut, and he was hallucinating. :D
 
However, when Olorin pressed the secret button, both of them dropped through the earth, coming to rest in the same web as lieke... while Olorin walked off with the CW.
 
But RF had not been dropped into the web, so she wrapped olorin up in chicken wire and then sprayed cheeze whiz in hair as shampoo.
 
However, such a sacriligeous use of CW made Olorin so mad that his anger gave him superhuman strenth, so he busted the chicken wire, wrested the CW from RF, and dropped her into Shelob's web as well.
 
Until, of course, Dernhelm discovered that it was all a dream, and she had fallen asleep because she was so exhausted from trying to get out of the web. She woke to find Shelob looking hungrily at her...

While Olorin was miles away with the CW.
 
*Olorin runs into a mod of angry monkeys who have set RF free*Monkeys steal the CW...*MUAHAHA!*RF and the CW and the Monkeys all disappear into the trees*
 
Shelob came closer and closer and ate Lieke ( :eek: ), but since she had no idea which powers Lieke had she didn't see it coming: Lieke took total controll of her. So now Lieke in the body of Shelob continued to get CW back:D. (cool, i've never been a spider before).

The first thing she did was kill a certain person named 'Sam' for unknown reasons, and after that she ate Dernhelm and GKoN (who where both to weak to take controll of her) and she went after Olorin and RF:D
 
*PotW appears, brandishing his vorpal blade. Snicker-snack, he trims Shelob's nails to the elbow, leaving her reeling and wrything about the ground. He slits her gullet open and drags out a somewhat confused Lieke, Dernhelm, and GKoN, who are thankful.

"We were waiting for a fourth for bridge, but it seemed nobody was coming," Dernhelm explained. "That Sam fellow was useless, but offered to cook us some taters."

Dispatching the gasping Shelob with a final blow, PotW spies the CW, which fell out of the hapless beast while her victims were being rescued. Tucking it beneath his cloak, he turns to the other.

"Well, good deed for the day done. Got to move on, cheerio and all that, and - you might want to get some shower."

*PotW saunters off with Cheez Whiz well concealed.*
 
*Still watching in tree* Watches all of this happens and then jumps onto POTW's shoulders and steels CW out of his cloak. Then back flips off of him and runs off in oppostie directsion from everyone.
 
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