Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

LLL=Laughingly Loses her Lust for cheese whiz... so she just tossed it back over the fence to Olorin.

 

[Rhyanidd]

That would be true, except LLL stands for Laugh Like (a) Lunatic. So *still has the CW*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*encases CW in a sphere of pure force* *moves sphere of force to himself* *dissipates sphere of force and grabs CW* *shoots off in pickup truck*

 

[Rhyanidd]

*However, Olorin forgot about the Electric Fence so the sphere of force meets electric fence and dissipates. RF takes CW back*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

No, the CW touched the electric fence, and the shock charged it up so much that it shot through to the battery which Olorin just happened to be holding.

 

[Rhyanidd]

Thats what you think, but I had already hidden the real CW so that was just a carboard cut out!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Oh! resorting to that, are we? As a matter of fact... you had hidden a clone, and I had the REAL CW the whole time! I was just arguing with you for appearances.

 

[Rhyanidd]

Ha! Thats what you think, but I'd switched the real CW with a clone after you'd hidden it, so you have two clones now!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

However, your opinionation of the real CW was slightly misguided and redirected by my various faculties to rest upon Clone #3 of the CW, so instead of removing the original CW as your diabolical mind had originally planned, you instead retreived a clone and carried it off, chuckling, to your hiding place.

So I have the CW.

 

[Rhyanidd]

But thats just what I made it appear by putting clone#3 in the spot where the real CW was so you wouldn't know I'd found both! So I have THE CW!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

However, what you thought was clone #3 was the real CW, so I have the CW.

 

[Rhyanidd]

Ha! Thats what you thought, because I put the clone #3 in the place of the real CW then I made a clone of clone #3 and put it back where clone #3 was originaly, and then I took the real CW.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Fine! *gets rid of electric fence* *lassos CW* *gets it back* *runs away*

 

[Rhyanidd]

*does a tackle dive*grabs hold of CW*wrenches it from Olorin's grasp*Tosses Olorin into a piranna infested lake.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*paddles legs & arms so fast that he flies* *flies after RF and nets the CW*

*keeps flying*

 

[Rhyanidd]

*glares*runs to the Dramatic Entrance thread, steals an eggnog arrow, and shoots Olorin with it*Olorin turns into a Rubber Ducky!* Thank you, *takes CW*

 

[lieke]

*gets CW because she ducttaped RF to a train (see non-mod thread)*

*hides*

and yes, it was the real CW, i killed all the clones....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*watches lieke get caught in a ducttape trap on the railroad tracks* *train hits lieke too*

POOF! *Olorin turns back into Olorin just in time to catch CW*

*catches CW*

 

[Red Lion]

*Pulls out sniper rifle*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*clogs barrel of sniper rifle by spraying CW into it*

Obvious solution, eh?