Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

[Rhyanidd]

I don't think Dern even has a guard to get under--I bet she's a swashbuckler.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

She should join the Pirates RPG then...

 

[Rhyanidd]

Yeah...but...then she'd be like, a pirate, and then she'd think she was good at hiding the cheese whiz, because she hides buried treasure all the time...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*sigh*

You're nuts. Did you know that?

 

[Dernhelm]

Yup. I did.

*claps hand to mouth*

 

[lieke]

Yup. I did.

*claps hand to mouth*

Can't believe someone didn't say this already:

EVIDENCE

 

[Rhyanidd]

Who has the Cheeze Whiz?

Well, I'll take it, since none of you want it....

 

[lieke]

I have it *takes it* see! *points at it*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ahem! Order in the court!

This court has convened to try one Dernhelm on the charge of denying her Dufferism. If it is found to be true that she has denied it, the court shall then consider the truth of her claim.

Judge: Witnesses, please.

*all Duffers step forward*

Judge: Give your evidence, please.

Witness: Oh, Dernhelm definitely denied her Dufferism. I mean, all you have to do is look in the Cheese Whiz thread, the World Domination thread, the Eggs thread, the ME, a DUFFER? thread, the Duffer Award thread, the...

Judge: *cuts him off* That will do, thank you. You may now return to your seats, all of you.
The court will hereby consider the truth of Dernhelm's claim. Witnesses, please?

*lieke steps up*

Lieke: Dernhelm MUST be a Duffer! I mean, she has all sorts of Cheese Whiz!

Judge: Thank you. The jury will now consider.

*The jury, composed of Olorin, LoL, HB, and various & sundry other members, files out to consider*





*slience*























*more silence*
































*the people start getting tired of waiting*










*the jury finally comes back*

Jury Spokesman (Olorin): We have decided that, due to the evidence given, Dernhelm is a Duffer.

*burst of wild cheering from the members of TDL*

Judge: Thank you. That will be all.

 

[Rhyanidd]

*does a dance* AND BECAUSE DERNHELM WAS DECLARED A DUFFER I REWARD EVERYONE WITH ME GETTING THE CHEEZE WHIZ!

 

[lieke]

*does a dance* AND BECAUSE DERNHELM WAS DECLARED A DUFFER I REWARD EVERYONE WITH ME GETTING THE CHEEZE WHIZ!

GREAT, THANKS SO MUCH!!!


Wait...

....

*thinks*


i missed something huh? *blinks*

GIMME THAT *runs after RF*

 

[Rhyanidd]

*runs away* NO! IT'S MINE! My own! My preciousssssssss!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*trips RF* *grabs CW* *vanishes into alcove*

 

[lieke]

*follows* (whatever an alcove might be, CW is worth following... hopefully )

 

[Dernhelm]

Sometimes juries are

wrong!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

But not this time.

Aww, why'd you come back? We were having such a wonderful time proving you to be a Duffer while you weren't around to deny us... *nostalgic sigh*

 

[lieke]

But not this time.

Aww, why'd you come back? We were having such a wonderful time proving you to be a Duffer while you weren't around to deny us... *nostalgic sigh*

Because she can't stand not duffering for too long *waves* hello Dernhelm Came to duffer?

 

[Dernhelm]

As a matter of FACT, I did not. !!!

I came to tell you to break up the party, because I am NOT a Duffer, and therefor I GET THE Cheese Whiz!!!!!!!!!

*runs w/ the CW*

 

[lieke]

As a matter of FACT, I did not. !!!

I came to tell you to break up the party, because I am NOT a Duffer, and therefor I GET THE Cheese Whiz!!!!!!!!!

*runs w/ the CW*

Dernhelm, we have to make a deal. If we are both still alive when we are 80 we'll meet, and you will tell me that you're a duffer, and when you do that i will give you the CW

For now: *goes after Dernhelm*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*police officer voice* Sorry, Ma'am, but that Cheese Whiz is strictly forbidden to all who are not Duffers. I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate it. *confiscates*

*runs away while throwing fake badge into ditch*