Corrupt a Wish Game II

Llama-Llama-Duck said:
Granted, but all of the beautiful books, despite their covers, talk, in-detail, about 29th century yarn making.

I wish I didn't have to pee
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granted, but then someone close to you puts soap in your mouth for using such a word

i wish i had a kind fairy that would give me endless amount of good wishes!:D:cool:
 
granted, but as kind as the wishes are they will always be corrupted, you are given a nice fairy who always tries to give you nice wishes, but she begins to be discouraged because her wishes never work so she abandons you and builds her own condo off the shores of Bermuda

I wish a certain package would get here before Fathers Day
 
DaughterofRamandu said:
I wish I wasn't so tired
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Granted, but when you go to sleep, there are giant bed-eating mushrooms in your bed, & they soon devour it, causing you to run out on the street screaming something incoherent where (unluckily for you) there was a therapist from the Insane Asylum. He then took you to the Insane Asylum where you spent the rest of your life sitting on the cold, carpetless, floor....

I wish I had some cotton candy! :D
 
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granted, but then all ur teeth fall out cuz of so much sugar in the cotton candy =]

i wish i could listen to music all day long without my mom bugging me.
 
Granted, but everytime you listen to your music, your mom grows an extra leg, and ironically starts to resemble a bug after a while.

I wish I could see w/ 20/20 vision
 
Granted, but she goes away to Narnia, sending you letters and dried flowers and writing about the dryads and the dwarfs and the centaurs and the Lion himself, and you grow insanely jealous, and throw yourself off a cliff.

I wish I was more athletic
 
*thats a good one*

granted, but when you win the olympics this year, you fall from the 1st place stand onto your face, and you hide in the insane asylum in fear of your own embarassment.

i wish i had a new iPod!!
 
*thanks*

Granted, but it smells like pea soup, and when you listen to it, people think you smell like soup. I'm pretty sure smelling like soup is frowned upon in our society.

I wish I could think of fun wishes, cause I cant.
 
granted, but then your wishes get so fun that people start passing out from laughter and you're blamed for it all =]

i wish i had a wish.
 
Nightfire said:
granted, but then your wishes get so fun that people start passing out from laughter and you're blamed for it all =]

i wish i had a wish.
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Granted, but your wish is that I marry Ben Barnes and live happily ever after, and doesn't really benefit you at all, except that your pal MK is happy. (I'm MK, btw *shakes hand*)

I wish I was smarter
 
granted, but then your head blows up because you have wayyy to many calculations happening in it =]

uhhh i wish... i wish... i wish... that tinkerbell lived with me<3
 
Nightfire said:
granted, but then your head blows up because you have wayyy to many calculations happening in it =]

uhhh i wish... i wish... i wish... that tinkerbell lived with me<3
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Granted. Tinkerbell, however, has changed over the years. She is 500 pounds, a smoker, and she has lost all of her class. She can't even fly anymore.

:( Sad, I know.

I wish that these calculations going on in my head would shut up. =)
 
granted, they shut up but a whole choir full of other voices take their place and sing such thing as those annoying songs on commercials that get stuck in your head easily :D

I wish I had a new Relient K CD
 
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