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Elendil

Elendil

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This is an RPG were you post what ever! It is just plain crazy. (Something like Dramatic Entrence eg DE the second!)
You have to play a character with the same name as you. EG. ~HoRsEy_gUrL~ might be a horse, or a girl. Charn_Tim might be a guy who's name is Tim and he comes from Charn...anyway you get the piture.




Elindil walked into the room and cracked her fingers, loudly CRACK! Everyone looked up. and saw a half elf (ME!) entering.
 
A tall fellow in green armor at the buffet table with a whole bunch of desserts piled on his plate looked up. He squinted hard at Elindil, and grabbed several dozen ice cream bowls. He then crossed the room and approached Elindil. "Howdy" Said he... :D
 
Elindil stared hard at him, with her peicing blue eyes. "Do I know you?" She asked. Her hand resting on her sword hilt.
 
"Mayhaps you don't, but you look awfully familiar." The knight gave Elindil a loooonnnng look. "Nay, thou art most definitely not she." He said, offering Elindil a chocolate chip cookie... :D
 
"Thank you, kindly sir." Said Elindil taking the cookie. "I was certain it was you but I guess it is not so." She took a bite of the cookie, and screamed. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WATER GIVE ME WATER!" GKoN kindly gave he a glass of water wich she drank, and turned to him.
"It is you!" She gasped "I'd know the taste of you're hotsauce anywere! Best friends are a wonderful thing," she grinned "But Worst enimies are even bet!" She pulled out her elven sword. "Shall we?"
 
Reepicheep stared around her, seeing GKON and Elidil pull out swords she decided to watch, after of course tossing out the Mt. Dew so that nobody could get hyped up..She then stole all the Frogs and French Fries, and stuffed them in her mouth. (ps guys I'm the daughter of Reepicheep..says so in my sig:D)
 
i stared at both of them, and drew my flute.
playing a sweet tune, i drew them both to sleep, where i left them.
then playing another song, i dissolved into the air, ready to return again when the time is right...
 
The knight awoke to find himself bound and gagged, attached to a mumak :eek: . "HEY!This 'uns awake!What'll we do w/ 'im?" Said a rather unsavory Uruk-hai. A fat stubby orc waddled up and said "Hit 'im. We gots works to do." With that he handed the uruk a lopsided iron hammer, and the uruk approached the knight. "STAY BACK!!!I'VE GOT HOTSAUCE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!" The Uruk stopped a minute, then snorted. "What's hotsauce gonna do?" He mocked. Not long after they both smelled something overpowering, and the knight burst free from his bonds! :eek: He drew his sword and slowly walked towards the Uruk, who turned and ran like a chicken. Apparently he used his hotsauce to eat through the ropes. "COME BACK!!I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT MY SWORD WILL DO!!" The knight yelled, and soon he was chasing the uruk, with a battalion of easterlings chasing him.Alas he'd forgot about Elindil,who was tied to the oposite Mumak leg. "EEEK!!!!QUICK!GET 'OL SHARKY!!!" an ugly shouted, meaning Curumo... :D
 
"Get me out of here!" Screamed Elindil to GKoN, "Hurry up! I'm about to get squished! How will we have our duel if I'm squished?"
 
"Whoops...JUST A SECOND!!" Shouted the knight as a Haradrim made the Mumak start walking. The knight turned round only to find a battalion of Easterlings(soldiers of Rhun) running straight @ him. "NOW JUST A DADBURNED-OOF!!!" He shouted as he was overrun by the spikey fellows. He struggled and flailed in the sea of spikey armor, and managed to pull out his hotsauce cannon. :D "I'LL GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF THREE!!!ONE...TWO...OUCH WATCH THOSE SCIMITARS!!!THREE!" The knight began lobbing hotsauce volleys amidst the Easterlings, and had soon cleared a path to the mumak. He sprinted across the field as the Haradrim driver drove the mumak harder. The knight caught up w/ the brute, and tried to figure out how to free Elindil w/o getting stepped on. He grabbed onto the mumak's tail and swung back and forth for a few minutes till the Haradrim archers noticed he was attached. They promptly started shooting at the knight, who shimmied up the mumak and made his way to the other side where Elindil was tied up... :D
 
"It's about time!" Yelled Elindil "Hurry up, I don't want to get shot!"
"Yes me lady." Said GKoN trying to cut throught the bonds and hang on and avoid arrows at the same time. When suddenly...
 
The Haradrim archers found a weak spot in the knight's armor. "YEOOOOWWWW!!!" He shouted, and jumped up 50 or so feet in the air. :eek: He came back down like a green bullet, heading straight for Elindil... :D
 
But Elindil saw the danger and pulled as hard as she could against the ropes. SNAP!!! They broke! :eek: But they had been the only think holding her up, so she started falling.... :eek: ..... :eek:
 
The knight came down like a rocket, and bonked right into the mumak's knee! :eek: The mumak gave a roar and tripped, falling trunk-forward to the ground. The Haradrim screamed like small children, trying to evacuate. When the dust cleared, Elindil was sitting upright unharmed...right atop the knight, who was out cold... :D
 
He was dieing!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: (Mukac's knees are very hard!)
Elindil scrambeled off of him. "No GKoN, don't die, please don't die, not now. I didn't get to have the duel... *SNIFF*"
Just then Elindil found a thing of hotsauce. She grinned. "This should do the trick." With that she grabbed it and started squeezing it down GKoN's throat!
 
"YES!" Cried Elindil "It worked!" Then she turned to the Mumikil and the other guys ( :D ) "I'm going to have a duel now." She said "You can watch but please don't interupt,you can fight us after if you wish."
"Does the loser get killed?" Asked one
Elindil looked shocked, "If I killed him then I'd have to play Dramatic Enternce without him, and we wouldn't want that to happen now would we?"
The guys nodded and sat down on the grass, eating popcorn, drinking coke and buying hotdogs.
Elindil drew her sword. GKoN did like wise...and the battle began. :D
 
The knight looked @ Elindil's elven blade, then back to his own sword, then back to Elindil's. He put his sword away and pulled out a very large dwarven war hammer. "HAVE AT THEE!" He shouted, charging Elindil... :D
 
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