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"Yep," said Elindil "I think that's a good idea!" She and Curumo worked together and made some loveeeee powder and sprinkeled it on GKoN and the black witch. :eek:
 
The knight stopped in his tracks n' turned round. He ran back into the room n' saw the black witch lying stunned on the floor. He rushed to her and said "MY WITTLE SNOOKIEWOOKIEDUMPLING!!!WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!???" He pulled out a bucket of water n' splooshed her w/ it, and as she came to... :D
 
"Let's get married," said the knight
the black witch nodded, and GkoN gave her an engagement ring and they started making plans :D
 
"Shall we have a swan ice sculpture, or a teddybear?" Asked the knight, as he pulled out a sketch pad. "Nono, over here!"
"How about green?" "Of course me sweet armor covered bonbon." The witch king smacked his forehead at this n' turned to the duffers... :D
 
Teddy bear!" Said the witch. "Let's make it as cute as possible!"
"And we'll have Hobbit pies!" Said the knight licking his lips, "And lots of mashed tatters, and fries!"
 
"Oh!" Said the witch, "Invatations! Who are we going to invite???"
"Hmmmmm," said GKoN, "Gollum, Smeagol, Curumo, Rf, Elindil, Me, you, Omuruc, Narnia knight of Gondor, hmmmm I think that's all...Oh :eek: I almost forgott! SHADOWFAX!"
Meanwhile the witch was making her own list...
 
The black witch had decided to invite these: General Otmin, Half the uglies in Middle-earth and Narnia, Jadis,the Green Lady, half her kinfolk, ehhhhhhh Sauron, The Pevensies, Eustace Scrubb n' Jill Pole...the list stretched on for half a mile when the knight realized..."Chicken, Beef, or Seafood?" The witch was about to answer when the ship began to rumble. An alarm went off and a voice boomed on the intercom "RED ALERT!!ALL CREW TO BATTLESTATIONS!RED ALERT!!"
"What did you do NOW???" The Witch king hissed @ the knight... :D
 
Alas Curumo's hope had not been in vain, he got the majority of it out, and the false alarm was turned off...JUST AS THE SHIP SHUDDERED VIOLENTLY!!! :eek: "Status report?" Asked the black witch. "A Klingon ship just decloaked off our port flank Sir." (Yep, they call lady officers sir :D) "They're asking you to surrender the knight. Not very nicely I might add." A crew member of somesort explained. "GIVE UP MY FUZZY-WUZZY CUDDLE VAMBRACES??NEVER!ARM THE TORPEDOS!!!" She said, squeezing the knight so tightly he turned blue... :D
 
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