But the knight didn't know that she now had all of Scaryman's powers!*Starts making GKoN do the gandalf thing.* (You know when he's a spinning round on the ground.
It grabbed her beard n' pulled...
But the knight didn't know that she now had all of Scaryman's powers!
) and a iron cage appeared around him. "There!" said Dernhelm, with satisfaction.
"No fair! That's not in the book! They took it straight from Star Wars," said Dernhelm. "I want to get rid of him as much as you do...but – that's simply...un-chivalrous."
She pointed her wand at GKoN; he turned back into the real GKoN (NOT a clone
He grabbed Derny's wand n' ran off laughing...
The chainsaw went hurling through the air...and the knight ducked as it whizzed by, unharmed.
Editor: Elindil IS Scaryman, remember?
But then Elindil grabbed the sign, hung it around GKoN’s neck, stuck it down with super glue, grabbed Dernhelm’s wand and turned herself back into Elindil and then she turned GKoN into a tadpole!
The chainsaw hovered a few seconds then chased her...
“Ahhhhhh!!!” Screamed Elindily. “RUN!!!!! Hiho ummm...little taddy!” *waves cowboy hat at the chainsaw.* “You’ll never catch me and my noble steed!” (okay so tadpoles aren’t really noble steeds...
Saruman's stafff 'slipped'. The knight glared @ the chainsaw n' smashed it into a billion pieces...
The knight wiggled n' squirmed n' rolled over,but alas, Saruman wouldn't let go. So the knight meerely sat back n' Saruman got squashed with a "BLAAATT!"
Get off of me you fat elephant! Growled Scaryman.
"I'm NOT fat!" GKoN sat on him all the harder.
Have to go now Sean, see you next time!
A smug elephant grin was on his face as they slid towards a big fat ice wall...