Dramatic entrance (Please do not delete)

[Dernhelm]

ooc: how is GKoN turning himself into things? Is that allowed???

 

[Rhyanidd]

ooc: as long as we are too, Derny

ic: RF burned the vaccum up from the inside out...then she went for her vegetables

 

[Dernhelm]

Dernhelm pointed a hair at...

 

[Rhyanidd]

the giant cucumber shaped asparugus with the large (300 pound) nose who happened to be standing there, and she turned him into...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

the giant cucumber shaped asparugus with the large (300 pound) nose who happened to be standing there, and she turned him into...

A GIANT FURBY!! The furby looked @ Derny and roared a terrible roar. It then hopped to a local power plant n' drained all the electricity into it's battery...

 

[Rhyanidd]

Then it began behaving like the energizer bunny..and just kept going, and going and going...it ran over GKONy

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Then it began behaving like the energizer bunny..and just kept going, and going and going...it ran over GKONy

who was still a mist monster n' couldn't be ran over...

 

[Dernhelm]

...but could be dissipated...

 

[Rhyanidd]

and dissipated he was. Then Derny grabbed an egg nog arrow and poked one of the GKONy molecules and turned it into part of a...

 

[Dernhelm]

carrot........

 

[Rhyanidd]

which one of the hungry two-year-olds (from several pages ago) promptly ate

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

huh?

 

[Elendil]

But then...oh the horror! The toddler turned into a baby GKoN! Everyone was like this -->

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

But then...oh the horror! The toddler turned into a baby GKoN! Everyone was like this -->

AND WAS TAKEN BY A GORILLA TO GORILLA CITY!! They promptly removed the knight from the toddler's belly, and he scolded the toddler. "NEVER EVER eat a talking carrot...EVER!" The baby was released into the wild where he grew up to be Tarzan. Meanwhile the knight rallied the gorillas and prepared to invade Derny's homeland...

 

[Rhyanidd]

But what GKON forgot is: It's impossible to take over dufferland..because the duffers don't know how to listen to anyone but themselves...so the conquest on Derny's homeland was...a failure...to say the very least

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

But what GKON forgot is: It's impossible to take over dufferland..because the duffers don't know how to listen to anyone but themselves...so the conquest on Derny's homeland was...a failure...to say the very least

So he launched them to the moon, where they lived on mooncheese

 

[Rhyanidd]

Where GKON learned that....THERE WAS A GIANT TARANTULA BEHIND HIM! Named Malvolio!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Where GKON learned that....THERE WAS A GIANT TARANTULA BEHIND HIM! Named Malvolio!

Which he promply made Rf squish...

 

[Rhyanidd]

Which she didn't squish, she squished his giant cousin: Ferdinandio...and then started watching Firefly

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Which she didn't squish, she squished his giant cousin: Ferdinandio...and then started watching Firefly

So the knight poked her til she got irritated. When RF turned round she saw Saralina w/ a stick...