waterhogboy said:and then a big flaming eye could roll on and say 'Ha! I'm not dead'
Oooh, I like this! Then Merry and Pippin can take it on, because they are obviously the real warriors (in the book they became the big heroes in the scourging of the shire) and probably Sam would rescue that fey Frodo from drowning before he joined in the fight, too.