Funniest thing that has happened to you today

that happens tro me all the time. i asked this girl where she was going like last week and she jerked her head and shes like "i'm going there *jerkshead* with dan*
so the whole day i was like yp bhakti can i go there *jerks head* with you
and then i banged me head on the wall on purpose while doing that -_-
 
This crazy Geico commercial came on the TV, all about Jed Clampett from the old Beverly Hill-Billies TV show with these bizarre news-story type references to the theme song from that show, and I was dying laughing, so I said to my husband, "Do you think there is anyone who remembers that silly song and thinks this is funny?" And he said that the program is still on TV in re-runs. So I said, "Oh yes, so I guess kids might still know all the words to the song if ..."

"-- if they are bored out of their minds, have no life and are chained to the TV like we were as kids," he says.

And this made me laugh hysterically, because it was true! My brother and I used to get home from school and turn on the TV, and then all you could watch was these silly re-runs, so you memorized the Beverly Hill-Billies song and it stuck with you for the next 40 years. But I didn't want to say that!
 
The funniest thing today that I'll tell you :p
At my school, the Highschool is new, and the Junior High was the old High school. And the Junior high has the theater. For theater we had to drive there.
I got a ride with this girl named Taylor, and the rest riding in the car were girls, there was no more room. So I was the gentleman and rode in the very back :p
I got in the back and curled into a ball and watched her with the biggest, cheesiest smile I could conjure. She was laughing. She shut the door and window and then took off.
When we arrived, I was in the same exact position, with my same smile. She opened the door and laughed again, and asked.
"Sooo, how was the ride?"
In my cheesiest accent, "It was breathtaking"
 
you guys CAN laugh at this, i know this guy and i laughed just as hard if not harder the second time. i literally laughed my boots off.

i was helping this guy in math, and he was like "this is way better than when i was in grade five[is talking about his smartness and school] no! even better than in Kindergarten!"
he didn't know his own name in KG, when he had to hand something in, he'd copy his neighboors name. and he used to copy girls names off.
something like tiffany. HAHA...this was a boy btw.
 
I was really tired today. So go ahead and laugh....but I can't beleive I did it two times! I must've been half asleep!

I was standing in the lunch line next to my friend Brady...and he was really quiet. *not talking* And then out of the blue I said "Quit yelling!!!" lol!
Then in choir,I was just staring into space when all of a sudden I said to my friend who was sitting next to me "Don't say that!" When she didn't say anything! loooollll! rofl!
 
pjthejust said:
I was really tired today. So go ahead and laugh....but I can't beleive I did it two times! I must've been half asleep!

I was standing in the lunch line next to my friend Brady...and he was really quiet. *not talking* And then out of the blue I said "Quit yelling!!!" lol!
Then in choir,I was just staring into space when all of a sudden I said to my friend who was sitting next to me "Don't say that!" When she didn't say anything! loooollll! rofl!
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lol!!

my amth teacher told is to get our math tests signed, and i forgot. i swear i forgot!! its not as if i got a bad mark and i wanted to hide it from my parents, so anyways when my teacher, Mr Coulter checks if i have it or not, he shakes his head and goes back to his desk and gets a roll of duct tape. and tapes my test on to the back of my backpack so i would remember:eek:and i had to walk around with that ALL day!! but im not the only one that happened to so...:D very humourous guy, Mr Coulter. math class is liek a big joke, but i still hate math.
 
The funniest thing that happened to me was.....

Today I had to work at my job, and JUST-MY-LUCK my boyfriends best friend and my friends older brother walked in to get something to eat. (I work with fast food). They both come up to me, and in unison (without meaning to) they both said, "Will you give us some free food?" I look back and forth at them and say "no." Then they jokingly said, "I'm gonna call Stephen and make him tell you to give us free food." (Stephen is my boyfriend). Next thing I know they actually call him:eek: I was gonna faint because I know that I'd get in trouble if he wanted to talk to me while I was working. Then......... Stephen hung up on them!!:D

I was laughing SOOOO hard!!! Then his friend said a bad word:eek: I got a few dirty looks from my bosses:eek: but I'm ok now.
 
Hehe :p
i was roller skating and they did the limbo so I'm like "I guess I'll do it' so I do and so once it got too low for anyone taller than 3 or 4 feet can get under it. So my friend goes under, knocks down the pole. So then it's my turn, and I go down and when i scruinch down and try to get under it and goes BAM! into my chest or head(don't remember LOL) and so I go and fall HARD down on my butt. I'm still sore. :p
 
Well, I was baaing like a sheep in geometry and my friend found that funny and couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes. Then at lunch, my backpack got stuck on a chair and I ended up dragging it a few feet across the cafeteria. And in german my friend stuck something down my shirt and I couldn't find it for a minute. After I finally found it I stuck it down her shirt and the same thing happened to her. It was pretty sad.
 
Well this actully happened yesterday...
I was coming back on a bus from my Australian Army C. camp and I was sitting next to a guy called 'Snowy' (coz his hair is so blond it looks white) and it was his birthday, so we all singing him 'Happy Birthday' then the guy behind us started giving him his 'birthday punches' and almost hitting me in the face coz he couldn't see me.
So Corparal Carter is like 'Watch were you put that fist!" Then he noticed me and pulled his fist back and hit himself in the face. :p
 
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well me and my friends where doing a shoe fight when i was dared to jump in a trash can and so i did and then my friend poured r c cola on me lol and rolled me down into a cheerleader lol
 
Son of Adam said:
I looked in the mirror after I got out of the bathtub. That was enough!!!!
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LOL, we won't go there on this forum bro.

Funniest thing that happened to me today. I was trying to leave the daycare and my nieces grabbed my legs when I was trying to walk out and they wouldn't let go easily till they got hugged and kissed at least twice each...even then the teachers were prying them off. It was funny trying to watch me walk that way...but sweet of the girls too.
 
well i was listeing to DRAGULA !!! by rob zombime when i was looking i rolled down the hill because i tripped and rolled into a jock and cheerleader lol
 
Elindil said:
Well this actully happened yesterday...
I was coming back on a bus from my Australian Army C. camp and I was sitting next to a guy called 'Snowy' (coz his hair is so blond it looks white) and it was his birthday, so we all singing him 'Happy Birthday' then the guy behind us started giving him his 'birthday punches' and almost hitting me in the face coz he couldn't see me.
So Corparal Carter is like 'Watch were you put that fist!" Then he noticed me and pulled his fist back and hit himself in the face. :p
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LMFO!

'our stairs have a carpet, that's why I didn't die'- LOL

Lol SOA!

Well I tripped up the stairs trying to get to my lecture this morning infront of everyone.
 
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