Funny Definitions

Lady of Lorien

Lady of Lorien

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Someone posts a word. The next person has to come up with the funniest definition of that word they can think up and then post a new word.
For example suppose the person above me posted "time." I might post "an invention of evil-minded men to prevent people from doing everything they would like to do." So....

Musician (wow, that one lends itself to teasing. And I am one! I must be really dumb.)
 
SOmeone who makes noises with annoying things called instruments (I play the Violin, piano and flute. I'm not making fun of anyone.)


Equine
 
Anything having to do with the large, smelly creatures that many people for some mysterious reason like to ride around on top of. (I love horses btw ;) )

Casserole
 
An oddly shaped tuber that can be squished into messy a paste, chopped until quite dead in little bits, or roasted alive while insides turn to mush. Or thrown at people. :rolleyes:

motorcycle
 
That which prevents the brain from freezing but is still not covered by insurance plans.

Moustache
 
A bristle-broom many men feel compelled to wear just below that large and hideous organ called the nose. Although WHY they want such a broom...maybe to sweep up crumbs?

phonograph player
 
SOmething that spins and makes music. they're are out of commission!

scarf
 
that thing that no one knows the name of, like the little plastic things at the end of shoe laces!
 
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