Glorious Food III [please do not delete]

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...popped the ceiling of the Chocolate Factory. Noticing their blunder, they quickly shrank back down to size and apologized to Willy...
 
A grave mistake, as Dr. Cran was busy at that time, and he grew so angry at Willy for interrupting him that he led an army of Crayons to destroy the Chocolate Factory.
 
But unfortunately the Williamites came back, bringing the skandarnites with them (WHAAAAAAAAAA :eek: ). The duffers, brave as they were, decided to....
 
Duct Tape, of course, would be an essential weapon in fighting the nites, so they made sure they had plenty of that, (which of course they did, and in a variety of colors). then after much discussion, they decided they must use their secret weapon....
 
a giant, mechanical catapult ( covered in multi-colored Duct Tape with a built in DVD/MP3 player so duffers could watch movies/ listen to music while battling the nites, except that this feature had to be taken out cause it led to disputes over what movie/song they would watch/listen to. In it's place is now a microwave) made to pelt enemies with cannon balls. But, duffers, being duffers, loaded it with.......
 
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...captured 'nites instead, which strained it too much, and it broke. They then brought forth their ultra-super-top-secret weapon, which was CHEESE WHIZ!!
 
...but Olorin tried to steal it again, and so it was taken back in the supersafe place, called 'skandarnites thread', because everyone knew no duffer that would go in, would ever come out. The big question then was how the CW always got in and out, but no one knew, except for 1 person, but the problem was that no one knew who that was, except for one person, that was the person him/herself, so it didn't matter much. Anyway, the Duffers decided to bring out their ultimate weapon, which was an army of 47 (ultimate answer to life, universe, everything and nites, adjusted for inflation) very big, very scary, very dufferish...
 
giant ducky!!! Now these ducks were not normal ducks, but, besides being giant ducks, they would only obey commands given by a duffer. The ducks were not mean ducks, but rather, ducks that were so friendly and adorable that all the nites came running up to hug the duckies and tell them how adorable they were. the ducks would then pick them up in their giant beaks (their beaks were big enough to hold at least eight nites a piece) and carry them into the duffers territory.
 
(I thought 42 was the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? :p)

This strategy, however, was foiled when Tottyfruity (a notoriously Nite-ish Willianite) discovered...
 
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