Glorious Food III [please do not delete]

[Miss Freckles]

find a beaver

 

[NarnianofGryffindor]

in a dumpster.....

 

[Rhyanidd]

with a pink.........

 

[NarnianofGryffindor]

bowtie and a........

 

[Miss Freckles]

p obviously none of you have looked on the previous pages to find that indeed this is NOT the glorious food that's limited to three words...)

 

[NarnianofGryffindor]

(Oh! How nice of you to tell us that Mizzzy )

yellow shirt...........

 

[Miss Freckles]

The beaver looked at the duffers and he was so adorable that they decided...

(you are evil, josh!!)

 

[NarnianofGryffindor]

to keep him in a box in a tree.....

(*evil smile*)

 

[Rhyanidd]

with a pet rock for company. After he had been in the tree for one month (to the second) he decided to break out of the box, and the box being made of...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

kleenex, but all he had was a butterknife that couldn't cut through it, so...

(Who exactly is "he"?)

 

[Miss Freckles]

the beaver of course! went barmy and started to talk to the box. thus, the first lunatic asylum was invented. while the beaver was trapped in the box, the duffers

 

[NarnianofGryffindor]

walked to a wall and started conversing intellectually with it....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

, although the wall was asleep at the time.

 

[Georgie the Valient]

the wall woke up and started gobbling apples

The apples started gobbling the bread

And the bread got eaten up

 

[Olórin the Wise]

The bread, however, had been secretly impregnated, by HB, with the evil mods' brainwash-juice (thus accounting for its rubbery taste), so the apples which had eaten the bread became evil Mod-Minion apples, always ready to do the Mods' diabolical bidding.

 

[Dernhelm]

but the Mods bidding sometimes conflicted; as on the time Rosy...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Badger (a strange mixture of Rosymole and EveningStar) told the apples to...

 

[NarnianofGryffindor]

go jump off a cliff, into the wide wide ocean...........

 

[Olórin the Wise]

where they would be eaten by giant octopi. At this, however, the apples...

 

[Dernhelm]

were dismayed and verily distressed. . .