Glorious Food! (Please do not delete)

[Miss Freckles]

pink toilet paper

 

[Olórin the Wise]

and blue thimbles.

 

[Dernhelm]

and give them

to poor people...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

of noble descent.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Their one fault...

(you all DO realize that the "they" we've been referring to for the last few pages is the AMERICANS?! )

 

[Olórin the Wise]

(oh that's true, isn't it...)

was incorrigible Jello-ism...

 

[Miss Freckles]

which converted them

 

[Olórin the Wise]

to worship of...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

torture chambers and

 

[Olórin the Wise]

sacrificial pyres. When

 

[Lady of Lorien]

their knives shone...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

with a light

 

[Miss Freckles]

their enemies started

 

[Olórin the Wise]

to get anxious

 

[Miss Freckles]

and fled into

 

[Dernhelm]

the Great Can...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

from which there

was no escape.

 

[Dernhelm]

there they found...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

many lost 'nites

 

[Dernhelm]

and other miscellaneous...