Haiku's,Poems and anything that rhymes!

Oh who's a nerdy nerdy?
Listen to the birdy
she knows a nerdy nerdy
knows where the nerdy nerdy lives
she Can tell you which Tiger weighs 800 pounds
what the plot of Prince Caspian is
she's got british stuff in great mounds
and wants to be in show biz
Oh who's a nerdy nerdy?
Listen to the birdy
She knows a nerdy nerdy
knows where the nerdy nerdy lives
She listens to violin like it were pop
she wears fireman heels with laces on top
she fancies a doctor with the last name who
who's the nerdy nerdy?
YOU!
Oh wait...me:p

This reminds me of a pop-music classic, "Surfin' Bird." It's a funny song, just as this is a funny poem. I hope you get a chance to hear the song one of these days.
 
OooooohoOohhoOhhoOhH!
Don't you ever giggle for no reason?
OhOoHhOhHOoHh!
don't you ever feel it teasin'?
Moving through your stomach and up to your bones
how this crazy feeling gets there nobody knows!
OhoHoHhoooooHoHhOH!
There it is again!
OhOhHOOhhoooooohoOhOOH!
its been goin' since ten!
*giggle giggle giggle*
Oh make it stop!
*giggle giggle giggle*
BEFORE I BLOW MY TOP!
*BOOSH*
 
I had the giggles after watching Doctor Who one night...



For the two loveless nerds:

Boys please! This is insane!
I can't decide,and I can't have you both
your time window has begun to wane
To you we sent a paper airplane,
that never did come back
to you I sent all my love
but faith is what you lack
you boys are nerds you can't deny
there really is no help
Doomed to spend forever loveless
moaning,pining,yelp!
But there's still time you nerdy dorky dopes
you've got the Lord and all the essence of time
while the other's getting older,he sits around and mopes
You can stay right where you are,she'll come around some day
You're gonna have to get crackin',or I'll fix you anyway
You loveless geeks,you hopeless dorks this really is insane
For while you pine,I stay young
My patient's begun to wane
 
to my banner:

whacha lookin' at up there huh boy?
deffinitely not a decoy!
no siiiiiireeeee thats just net
not you trap you in I bet
What would ever give you that silly notion?
to run about causing such commotion.
I just want to...take...you...home for a MEAL!
Maybe..ummm...those scars will heal

yeah...okay fine. I was kidnapping you...
 
I hope the one about nerds was addressed to fictional characters; live persons might feel hurt.

ummmm....you could say that. thing is,one of em' hates the internet and won't be on,and I didn't name them so nothing like that ONE incident ever happens again.

its your guess who it is...but its all too true and sad I'm afraid.
Except...ONE of them is ALOT happier and full of faith than the other....
 
but anyway to create more to the story:




To the nerds again:

My beautiful nerdy dopes
don't let those girls cause disdain
you ARE cute,they're just dumb
now say it loud and plain
just because you like star trek
or perhaps stevie wonder
it shouldn't cause you to get nervous
pulling a bad blunder
you both are geeks on the inside
and thats one thing that never wanes
but on the outside you two are gorgeous
so go on be insane
don't listen to what he said she said
go ahead,jump on your bed
crash the dang thing through the floor
AND you,turn that speaker up,blow it out the door
you may be loveless,you may be alone
but honestly men,you're rich and talents you own
and did I mention YOUNG?
you've got time..LOADS of time
so you might as well say your troubles on the Tardis are hung
they'll wait there a bit,you go on and live
if six years pass and nothing goes
then I'd say we hit it on the nose
but if something happens and I'm there to see
oh how lucky one of you will be
so eenie meenie miny mo
catch a tiger by the toe
you both keep waiting for the blow
of wind
I'll be there...soon
 
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That's cute. And in view of what a spectacular young woman you are certain to become, nerd-boys everywhere should have their spirits lifted by your words of encouragement.
 
That's cute. And in view of what a spectacular young woman you are certain to become, nerd-boys everywhere should have their spirits lifted by your words of encouragement.

Oh these boys are adults in their mid-twenties,but this is very for them...especially one of them..he's got Asperger's like I do...*sigh*

Yes I know! what's wrong with nerds? they're SMART! tHEY'RE HILARIOUS! THEY'RE ADORABLE! AAAAAAANNNDDDD! They like cool stuff like I do!
I love nerds! girl nerds make the best friends too,because we can giggle of the sheer nerdity of ourselves! weeeheheheeeeehheee!
 
the third installment for me dear nerds:




My precious babes
my funny clowns
why do your faces have such frowns?
oh wait,I do recall
why your contenences took a fall
Its them chicks again,they're a pain
look,they've made YOU poor boys go insane
you circle endlessly,wishing to find
some lovely girl to make a great bride
to raise up a family of three or 4
but I'm sorry honey,they don't exist anymore
nope,not those women,they are extinct
they're not in the beverly precinct
Just keep waiting and hoping you'll see
you'll find a woman,how happy you'll be
AND YOU my poor man,how shamefull this is
difficulty speaking to the misses
I know its hard to talk to them
I've done it myself
they can be oh so tricky and sneaky and dumb
but remember the rule of the thumb
just be yourself,sweet in demeanor
THEY'LL seek YOU out,saying "my you look leaner."
you wait and wait and wait some more
and if they don't come,I'll be at your door.
 
The FOURTH installment for my precious boys:




It seems its just girls who get you all queasy
but come on guys,thats way to easy
I know you've got problems
HIM more than you
now lets get together,I'll tell you what to do
Lets go out to dinner
and have a good laugh
then we might catch a film
a whole or a half
lets forget about them,forget about trouble
leave those things behind in a pile of rubble
because those things can wait and the syndromes' a fake
now come one,who wants a piece of cake?
enjoy yourselves,your lives,your jobs
let your geeky old selves boil up into blobs
sing to that music,knock over that chair
prank call that agent,oh do you dare?
Even though you're geeks,nerds and dorks
I'll always love you like birds and pork
you just keep on livin' and breathing all free
My poem is over,I'm gonna be me
 
I thought I knew him.....
written from the sense of Rose Tyler:


I thought I knew him mum
But now I see I was dumb
for,he's gone and changed.
his face his clothes his hair
and even personality
but I won't stop loving him
I can get past a little change
For He's the Doctor and I'm the patient

I thought he knew him Mick
but now I feel a bit sick
theres been OTHERS,he leaves 'em behind
will he do that to me? Oh would he dare?
put me somewhere with a tin dog?
Oh I don't think so
for he's the Doctor and I'm his patient

I thought I knew him Rose,
but I feel the chill in my toes
That dreadful day we parted
Something went out of my life
I don't think I can cope for I loved him
but We shall meet again
but He is the doctor and I will be patient
 
Oh Dear Lord he's changed
he's changed and I am stuck
on nothing but a dream of mine
it was mine to have and hold
but the dream was much to bold
so it flew away and mocked me
saying "you stupid girl you BELIEVED that?"
so at supersonic speed it went,quite at the drop of a hat

That dream went to him
it haunted him much,to him it was a nightmare
I wanted to end it,oh did I dare?
But no he and it were a million miles away
and I am in my bed held fast to stay
Someday I'll get free,but it won't be me
saving myself

the nightmare finally ended in the years 2015
my chains let loose and I hopped that paper airplane
leaving them dirty things away so I could be clean
He was free also,but still estranged
so A little meeting I arranged
he came and we talked
of films and scripts and such
there were months of moving and talking too
finally he said in 2022

"I love you my darling,now please marry me?"
did I stand still when he dropped on one knee?
Oh Lord no,I leaned toward him but then guess what!
I heard a buzzing and a barking mutt...
It was only dream,it always will be.
Forever haunting me...like it does every teen
oh isn't the subconscious ever so mean?
 
What about the "truly human" clone of The Doctor whom Rose was able to marry in her alternate timeline? Doesn't he count for anything?
 
Oh boy. I went through the same emotions when I saw the last episodes of with Rose. For a long time I refused to watch the next series with Martha. :o
 
oh yes,I want Rose back too. Martha is just not the same...she's difficult and keeps making him have flashbacks!

Truly human? I haven't gotten there yet,we just got finished with the "dalek evolution." speaking of Daleks,my dad wants to build a life size motorized one!
there are people who sell kits and we want to buy one and take it to the comicon!

Oh gosh won't that be cool! should we paint it black or gold? emperor or drone?
should I make davros?
 
What about the "truly human" clone of The Doctor whom Rose was able to marry in her alternate timeline? Doesn't he count for anything?

well that counts and is all good for Rose,but what about THE DOCTOR??
HE'S GOT TO LIVE THROUGH IT WITHOUT HER!
He loved her too you know...

The Daleks destroy everything:
Gallifrey
his relationship with Rose
themselves
everything!!!!
 
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