Harry Potter Spoof

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Hi I`m spoofing the fourth Harry Potter film because it was my least favorite one. (I still like it though.)



Harry wakes up sweating after a dream about Voldemort.

Hermoine: Harry are you ok? Did you have the dream about Barney and the giant scissors again?

Harry:(mumbling)Wormtail.......Voldemort.....back to life...........Narnia...........ponies.......Barney......giant.........scissors.....I see light! I`m coming Martha!

Ron:Oh no! He`s gone crazy like Seammus when he gets too many lucky charms!

Harry:Nah I`m just messing with you guys!

Hermoinie:Oh good!


The Next Morning

Mr. Weasly:All right everyone we`ve got a huge day ahead of us! We`re going to the Quidditch World Cup!

Fred:No!

Mr. Weasly:Why?

George:He was being sarcastic.

Mr. Weasly:Oh. Harry tell me what is the proper use of an iPod?


More coming soon!
 
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On The Way To The Quidditch Cup they meet up with Cedric Diggory and his dad.

Cedric:Wassup Homies! Yo what`s cracking dudes?

Harry: Shut it jerk! Just stay away from me!

Ron:Harry why are you so angry?

Harry:Body changes............scissors........Barney.........cheap motel......Ron`s sister............ponies...........pencils.........

Hermioine: He does this a lot! Sorry Cedric!

Cedric:That`s ok man.

Mr. Weasly:Shall we get on the portkey and go to the cup?

Cedric`s Dad: I`m down with that!

Mr. Weasly: Oh no! You too!

They grab the portkey.
 
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That night in a tent

Harry:I`m bored.

Hermoinie:Me too.

Ron:Let`s talk about how dreamy Krum is.

Harry:Ok.

Mr. Weasly runs in yelling.

Mr. Weasly:Death Eaters are attacking we gotta get out of here!

Harry: Aww come on! Wait 10 more minutes. Me and Ron were talking about how dreamy Krum is!

Mr. Weasly:All right but 10 minutes! No more!

10 minutes later they run out of the tent from the Death Eaters and hide in the forest.

Hermoine: I`m scared! Ronald hold me!

Ron:What?

Hermoine: NOW RONALD!

Ron:Fine!

Mr. Weasly: I think were safe now! Let`s go!





I`ll update more later.
 
PLEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE WRITE MORE!!!!! *begs on knees* I love this spoof and it gives me relief from Harry's moodiness in the 7th book which I am finally finishing cause I got it in july but never read it...Lol I am lazy.
 
NarniaFan95 said:
PLEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE WRITE MORE!!!!! *begs on knees* I love this spoof and it gives me relief from Harry's moodiness in the 7th book which I am finally finishing cause I got it in july but never read it...Lol I am lazy.
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I'm reading the 7th book for the second time now. :p


Yeah, you HAVE to write more! I love it!
 
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