How Lucy joined a band

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This is a story from Sunny rain(imitation chronicles) about Caspian's band that he starts with Edmund and Lucy.



It was that time of month again. That time of month when the Pevensies went to Professor Kirk's mansion on the school field trip.
Every time,they snuck away from the group and got into the ever working wardrobe. They would come to Narnia and have an adventure for the weekend,and then return to the School tour group.
"It's that time of month again." sighed Caspian as he pulled out all the father christmas gifts from his foot locker.
"Peter gonna bully you again?" Tigerlily asked as put down her book.
"Oh probably." said Caspian.
"Why don't you stand up to him?" asked Tigerlily.
"Oh I do," said Caspian. "Repeatedly and loudly,He just won't ever take a hint and back off my territory."
Tigerlily giggled.
"What?" asked Caspian.
"Oh nothing," giggled Tigerlily. "It's just you men have such funny ways of naming your possesions."

Sure enough,the weekend came and the whole pevensie gang snuck off to the wardrobe and entered into Narnia.
Caspian and Tigerlily were waiting with their stuff when they showed up.
"Oh you again!" said Peter rudely and he yanked Rhindon out of Caspian's hands.
"I ALWAYS have to see YOU on my weekends."
"If you didn't come here,you wouldn't." snarled Caspian under his breath.

It was the same routine again. Susan hitting on Caspian,Peter ACTUALLY hitting him. Lucy a perfect angel and Edmund trying to keep the peace.
And Caspian's poor wife,Tigerlily,caught in between.
Either hitting susan AWAY from her husband,or rubbing his sore back from all the unnecessary blows from the hilt of Peter's sword.
Meanwhile,Dr. Cornelius was busy on his latest invention. He was always inventing things you see. Today,he'd invented the greatest thing known to the modern world.
THE ELECTRIC GUITAR!

It was sleek and made of wood,though instead of electricity,it was powered by magic. It was painted with a sleek blue paint,with gold and white decorations.
Cornelius invented how to play it and then went to fetch Caspian.
"What? what do you want?" asked Caspian. For Cornelius always woke him up at three AM when there was something important to say.
"I invented an instrument,Come learn how to play!" said Cornelius.
"No,It's three in the morning,let me sleep." mumbled Caspian as he pushed his head under the pillows.
"Aww come on!" whined Cornelius as he began to beat upon caspian's blanket covered back.
"Learn how to play the instrument!"
Caspian rolled over to face cornelius. He stared at him with a tired,angry look.
"How many times do we have to tell you the rules?" asked Caspian.
"No waking us up at three in the morning,unless somebody is two steps away from shooting me in my sleep ok?"
"Who said anything about waking your wife up?" asked Cornelius.
"Lord knows how she sleeps through these conversations of ours."
"AGGGHHHH!" Moaned caspian. "Just go away! I'll play it in the morning! Let me sleep,PLEASE!"
He pushed Cornelius out of the room and locked the door.
"Darn it." mumbled cornelius as he stumbled down the stairs to his room in the basement with the magic guitar.

In the morning. Caspian went down stairs to learn how to play the guitar.
He actually enjoyed it very much and was jamming out with Cornelius(who played the drums) by the end of the afternoon.
But that evening,he was assaulted by Peter for commenting on his sword and spent the rest of the night in bed. Of course that sounds silly,but he went to bed a lot later than normal adults and so being put to bed and seven o' clock wasn't very fun.

The next day,Iris visited. Iris was Caspian's half sister on his mom's side.
She was a vampire and lived in the land of quis que.
Anyway,she visited and brought with her,a CD and the player.
Fir,Quis quean's have modern equipment.
Iris played her CD during her visit and the song caught Caspian's attention....
 
"What's that song Iris?" asked Caspian as he walked by.
"It's my CD from my band." said Iris. "I don't like this song so much though."
"I'll buy it!" exclaimed Caspian. "Please let me buy it!"
"What ever for caspian?" asked Iris.
"I'm going to start a band and this son will be our first." shouted Caspian happily with glee.
"Lucy can be our singer and me and edmund could play bass and stuff..."
"Whoa,whoa whoa." cut in Tigerlily,who'd just come into the room.
"A band? Seriously,all you can play is recorder and theorboe."
"Cornelius made a new instrument called the "electric guitar." said Caspian.
"It plays the same music as this CD,Can I start one please?"
"I don't know why you're asking me." said Tigerlily. "You're in charge."
Caspian was so happy,he kissed his wife and dashed off to find Edmund and Lucy.
They were the only nice pevensies. They didn't kick Caspian or try and kiss him,So caspian had made friends with THEM.
Caspian finally found them,doing something english under a tree by the river bank.
"Hey guys!" Caspian called. "I have an Idea!"
"What would that be?" asked Edmund as he jumped to his feet.
"Want to start a band?" asked Caspian. "Lucy could be our singer,and you an me could play the guitar Ed."
"Ok." said Edmund,for he knew how to play the normal guitar.
"Ooh,If I'm going to be singer,I should change my look." said Lucy.
"I AM almost fourteen,I should jazz it up a bit."
"you're almost fourteen?" asked Caspian in shock. "I thought you were eight."
Lucy gave him a sarcastic look. and popped the bubble she was blowing with her chewing gum.
"So what do you say?" asked Caspian. "Want to start one?"
The pevensie children agreed.
The went back to the house to make preparations for their first practice session.
Caspian and cornelius showed Edmund how to play the "Magic" guitar.
They offered Tigerlily a spot in the band,but she refused.
"I'd rather watch you guys." she said. "I can't very well see the show while I'm playing can I?"
They assigned cornelius as the drummer and then went on to Lucy's wardrobe.
First,they called Iris,because she was a very stylish girl and knew how to dress.
"Darling,I must get you a makeover before we work on your clothes." said Iris when she saw lucy.
"I mean,you're almost fourteen for heaven's sake,lets go get the makeover,come on boys,you too." Iris looked at Edmund and Caspian with a severe look that made them wonder what horrible girly things she would do to them.
They went to the beauty parlor first for lucy. Edmund and Caspian waited outside the "forbidden" place and amused themselves by re-lighting the cigarette butts on the pavement with Ed's magnifying glass.

Lucy looked positively rocking when she was done.
Her hair had been died a shocking bright orange with reddish streaks.
They'd cut it too,A feathered type of cut with bangs that hung to the side.
Her eyes had cleopatra type lashes applied with eye-liner.
Her lips had light pink lipstick on them and her whole face had been airbrushed a light tan.
Her clothes had been changed too.
Iris had bought her a new gown.
The top was white with a weird skull and stripe pattern.
The skirt was a bright orange too and her knightly girdle a golden yellow.
Iris had introduced her to high top converse(for Quis queans had those too)
and striped leggings.
Lucy emerged from the beauty parlor decked out in all these "narnia rock and roll" styled items.
Edmund and Caspian stopped lighting their 999th cigarette butt and stared at Lucy.
"What did you DO TO MY SISTER?" Exclaimed Edmund.
"I think she put makeup on her and changed her clothes and.."
"It's an expression caspian you knucklehead." said edmund,as he jabbed him in the ribs.
"Ok you're turn." said Iris as she came out of the parlor.
Edmund and Caspian looked at each other in fright.
WHAT WOULD SHE DO TO THEM?

TO BE CONTINUED.....
 
Caspian and Edmund were lead down a different hall than Lucy had gone.
It was black and red,rather and pink and white.
Iris walked confidently ahead of them to the end of the hall to the black and red doors that awaited them there.
When they went through them,they were met by a more masculine parlor than that prissy girly one Lucy had gone into.
Edmund and Caspian looked relieved as they were sent to their chairs to wait for Iris and the stylist.
Fortunately for them,they got to sit next to each other.

Iris came back a little later with the stylist,who looked rather foppish.
"This is Iman." said Iris. "He's going to help us decide on a look for you two rock stars."
"Oh me oh my!" sighed Iman. "Look at that uncombed matt of cat fur!"
He seemed to be talking about Caspian's long hair.
"When have you cut that hair clog? Goodness me,this is an emergency!"
Iman said dramatically.
Caspian looked at the hair that fell to his shoulders.
"But I like it long." said Caspian. "My funny ears stick out when I have it short."
"I will not cut it short." said Iman. "But I will make you look fabulous darling! I need my scissors!"
A pretty lady came over to Iman with all his "tools."
Iman began to work furiously with Caspian's hair with dyes and scissors and combs.
When he was done,Caspian looked rock starrish without forsaking too much of his natural look.
Iman had trimmed his hair so it wasn't down to his shoulders and had dyed it a deeper brown that the chocolate brown like normal.
He had even put in some thin black highlights.
"I am sending you to the Loreal paris makeup room." said Iman as he pushed Caspian's swirly chair towards an assistant.
"Give him the Iman fabuloso," Iman called to the assistant.
"I must work on the Turkish delight gorged boy."
"Hey I heard that!" came edmund's voice.
"Oh shut up it was a joke." said Iman. "Now for your hair,I am going to cut it a bit spiky."
"Spiky?" asked Edmund worried. "Like a mowhawk?"
"No,just frizzy and cute like boy bands have it." said Iman.
He began the clipping and dying and highlighting again.
Edmund's hair had been cut frizzy like and had deep brown highlights put into it.
Iman took hold of his chair and began to push it into the room where Caspian was having makeup done(which was silly,because they're men,but oh well.) "I must check on my patient with the cat on his head." said Iman as he pushed Edmund's chair into a booth.
"HEY!" Came Caspian's faint shout from the back room. "I HEARD THAT! Hey,stop touching that,OW! Stop it! Aggggh! EDMUND HELP!"
Iman sighed. "Another touchy one,I shall return turkish delight,wait for me Ellia,don't do his make up yet."
Edmund heard scuffling from the back room,where he supposed Iman was doing something to Caspian he didn't like.
"Hey stop it,Ow! That hurts! Where's my lawyer!" came Caspian's scream.
"It's just wax,let us apply it." came some assistants voices.
"That's women's nightcream! " screamed Caspian. "I'm a man,Stop putting it on my face! Agggh! It burns! EDMUND HELP ME! I'M BEING FEMINIZED!"
More screams and buzzing noises came from the back room.
Edmund was horrified at the thought of what they were doing to his friend.
Finally,Iman wheeled Caspian out of the back room. He looked the same,but apparently they had put makeup on him.
It looked like they'd airbrushed him with shiny bronzer and trimmed his nails.
"You're turn!" said Iman as he grabbed Edmund's chair.
"Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap." edmund kept screaming as he was wheeled into the back room.
Caspian sat at the booth waiting for his friend to come back,He had NOT liked the airbrushing.
Iris brought something for them to eat,but Caspian didn't really feel like eating after his experience.
Edmund came out looking like they'd painted his nails black and airbrushed him stark white.
He'd passed out during the procedure and was unconscious in his chair as they brought him back.
"Turkish delight boy went out while we were airbrushing him." said Iman.
"Call me when he wakes up,I need to do your wardrobe."

TO BE CONTINUED.....
 
I've read the first post and paused to post this. The whole thing is hilarious!

And kudos to you for at least making an attempt to break it into paragraphs. It's so much easier on the eyes!
 
Thanks,
I read it to my mom and she was laughing too,though not as hard.
She doesn't get my narnian humor.
I've posted more,but I'm busy with my other books on TextEdit.
I'll post more though....eventually.

AGGGH I CAN'T STOP WRITING IN PARAGRAPHS!


LOL ROFL:D
 
Copperfox said:
This is the best thing I've seen from you.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I have been waiting for positive news on this FOR SO LONG!
If you guys like funny stories so much,then I'll just post my fan fics.
I have this whole string going about the behind the scenes on the Dawn Treader,So I'll just post funny stuff from now on.
Also....THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
I LOVE YOU COPPERFOX!

(Blessings on your wife Jan,and kids if any)
 
SeaStar said:
That made me laugh---makes it sound like Caspian's being tortured or something.:p
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Well,for a guy having make up put on him,It probably IS torture..:D
I like the Iman guy,Whenever I read it to myself I laugh....
It's almost midnight now,so I'll post when they get their clothes done tomorrow
 
You don't need to be absolutely confined to comedy, but this comedy story works well. And thank you for the thought about my Janalee, who is up in Aslan's Country with my first wife Mary. (I do have a living daughter, Annemarie, who is not on TDL but is familiar with Narnia; I read the books to her when she was a child.)
 
Copperfox said:
You don't need to be absolutely confined to comedy, but this comedy story works well. And thank you for the thought about my Janalee, who is up in Aslan's Country with my first wife Mary. (I do have a living daughter, Annemarie, who is not on TDL but is familiar with Narnia; I read the books to her when she was a child.)
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Your wives died? (is that what you mean?) Oh you poor thing.....
 
Yes, that is what I mean, and thank you for caring. If you look at posts 509 and 510 of the "Sonnets Here" thread, you will see something I wrote which concerns my losses. And you can see why I said you do not need to stick ONLY to comedy; sometimes compassion is too serious a matter to laugh about.
 
Ok here's the wardrobe part....


Edmund awoke not long after he'd been wheeled out.
He and Caspian looked at each other.
"We look ridiculous!" they laughed. They got paper towels and water and began to wipe off all the silly makeup.
Iman came back and saw that they'd smudged off his "artwork."
"AHHH! YOU HOOLIGANS!" He screeched. "You've messed up my beautiful artwork! Oh no......"
"Hey,we're guys,We don't like makeup." remarked Caspian.
"Fine fine," said Iman as he sighed. "Let's go get you dressed,I cannot wait any longer!"
The boys were taken to the clothing part of the parlor and dressed in some awkward clothes,though they were not far from their normal outfits.
Caspian kept his Brigandine,only in a black glossy edition and he wore a black and white striped shirt underneath.
They gave him black pants and boots instead of brown and made him wear a navy blue tie that was half loosened.
It looked half ridiculous and half awesome.
"Oh FAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!" Sang Iman when Caspian came out of the dressing room.
"Just FAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!"
Caspian was getting a little un-nerved by the weird fashion designer,but he still made him laugh on the inside.
"Ok ok,the cat head's done." said Iman. "Lets work on turkey boy here,"
"HEY!" Yelled caspian and edmund.
"Sheesh! You people are so touchy!" sighed Iman.
Edmund was dressed very fashionably too.
Basically they put him in the same outfit Caspian was in except he was wearing a tunic,not brigandine.
"Oh darlings you look beautiful!" said Iman as he sniffed and wiped his tear filled eyes.
"Now go meet marmalade head and show her and jelly face how you look!"
Caspian and Edmund raised their eyebrows and went out to the front walk to show "Marmalade head" and "Jelly face" how they looked.
Iris and Lucy were also lighting cigarette butts and were shocked when they saw Ed and "Spian."
"Wow,you guys look hot." said Lucy. "That Iman does wonders."
"He called us Turkish delight gorged boy and the man with the cat on his head." said Edmund.
"Yeah,and he called you Marmalade head and Iris jelly face!" shouted Caspian.
"Yeah,he's not good with names." said Iris. "He calls me that all the time."
Caspian and Edmund shrugged their shoulders and went home to see how Tigerlily and cornelius liked their look.
"Oh you guys look cute!" said Tigerlily as she kissed their cheeks.
"Where's cornelius?" asked Caspian.
Just then Cornelius came sliding down the bannister in the most ridiculous outfit ever to be worn by an old fat guy.
He'd shaved his beard into one of those motorcylcler ones and cut his hair and was wearing a red bandana on his head.
He had a tight leather vest with NO Shirt underneath and tight american flag shorts.
He had a big golden eagle belt buckle,big cowboy boots and a gold cross necklace.
"WA WA WA WA!" He sang as he came sliding down.
"I'm ready to ROOOOOOOOOOOOCK!"
"You look ridiculous!" exclaimed Caspian. "We CAN'T let you go out in public like that!"
"The drums cover half my body." said Cornelius. "I can wear whatever I want!"
"Oh fine." sighed Caspian.
They all trooped down to the basement for band practice,for their first show was that night...........
 
Copperfox said:
Yes, that is what I mean, and thank you for caring. If you look at posts 509 and 510 of the "Sonnets Here" thread, you will see something I wrote which concerns my losses. And you can see why I said you do not need to stick ONLY to comedy; sometimes compassion is too serious a matter to laugh about.
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I know,I've written Veeery sad things too. I made myself cry once,although it sounded a bit cheesy.
I just find that most people prefer my wacky side than my sad side,though I can be sincered when REALLy needed.
And I am very sorry for your two wives.
p.s how old are you? Thirty something? You sound very mature
 
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