I don't feel like posting

BarbarianKing said:
I've been staring at all the threads for at least 45 minutes and I haven't posted, except here in Dufferland. I don't really know what to say. I can't even think of a reply to any of the good threads up there.

Do you ever feel like that? I think it my be a short bout of depression, or I might be getting sick, or (in my case) getting senile, LOL.

So if you ever feel like that, let us know here.

I don't feel like posting today!!
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I do that quite frequently now.
 
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EveningStar said:
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ROFL!!!!! Genius!!! :D
 
hmm, it makes me suspicious that it doesn't mention possible side-effects... *narrows eyes and sends exemplar to scientific institute in siberia*
 
Elendil said:
I haven’t been on here for AGES…and yeah…I don’t feel much like posting because I don’t really know anyone much anymore! They’re all newbies. lol
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Haha... I totally know what you mean. And others have changed their names so I don't know what they're called anymore.
Half the time, I start typing a reply and then end up scrapping it.
 
I've been off because of school and work. I admit, after being made to talk to people all day, I just want to fall asleep on the couch in front of the television. *lazy* I love talking to people here, but it just starts getting difficult to focus.

Copperfox said:
>> A large number of violent protestors on The Dancing Lawn
>> rushed Sarah Palin today with swords drawn.


If FoxNews distorted a story that much, CNN and MSNBC would go much farther, claiming that Mrs. Palin LED the swordsmen into a school to murder all the children and faculty. Then the New York Times would run a front-page story reporting this totally imaginary massacre as fact. The Times writer would pick a random Bible verse that mentioned swords, then argue from this that Christianity itself was directly responsible for the supposed mass murder. Once everyone at the supposedly-attacked school was known to be unharmed, the Times would wait five weeks before printing a two-sentence retraction on page 14.
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ROTFL! E-mailing that to my parents...
 
I don't know what to say. My brain turned to instant oatmeal today.
I think I'll mess with the Canadians!
 
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