Knights of Narnia

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Return to us Jack the monkey or ye will all be paying a vist to Davey Jones Locker!!!!!! And trust me its a place where ye do not want to set foot in!!! GARRR :mad:
 
Recruitment is critical at this stage of the cosmic conflict. Those who will plegde undying loyalty to the Lion and delight in His life-giving breath will be transformed by Him and His grace. Were we not all vile when He called us? Do we all not still stand by His mercy?

Yes, Lord Prince, I shall command my troops to dismount, loathe though they are to part fromtheir steeds. Provide me the pitch and the very Heavens shall burn with the Lion's wrath!
 
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*quietly walks over to investigate*

It looks, my good knights, as though it were a pirate monkey. Could it be that we have a pirate spy in our midst?! Hold thy council, for our our secret plans may fall upon treacherous ears!
 
let us hold council...
to decide what we shall do with these
and no i still do not have a king.. it seems no one wants to be king...
 
Heck, you can have him - did you see what he did in the broom closet over there?

HEY! What's that pirate doing here? *flashes out saber while myknight activates lightsaber. Pirate scurries for cover, followed by monkey.* We've got to get the card locks fixed around here - anyone with a Kroger Plus card can spoof them.
 
Yes...tis also a good idea to perhaps to seal our council chambers soundproof, as to avoid unwanted listeners and therefore compromise our battleplans.
 
Arrrrrrr!!! I noticed that ye knights don't have a king yet Har har har..... And yet we pirates have a captian and a first mate already!! ARRRRRR!!!!
 
Machiathemarshwiggle said:
Arrrrrrr!!! I noticed that ye knights don't have a king yet Har har har..... And yet we pirates have a captian and a first mate already!! ARRRRRR!!!!
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ARRR AYE don't forget Ship advisor!!!! with your excellence in knowledge of the ocean we can never be caught we shall take over all their ports!
 
Well, that's great, if we ever get any. However, if my plan works, there won't be any *wicked grin* prisoners...

Does anyone here have any underwater experience? I know it's outside most knight's training, but I picked up a little in my earlier years. In fact, just enough to know how to place these {drops a large duffel bag on the table} limpet mines.
 
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Arrrrrrr!!! I noticed that ye knights don't have a king yet Har har har..... And yet we pirates have a captian and a first mate already!! ARRRRRR!!!!
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It matters not, when the time is right we shall find a king...
But I am the queen and I am sure that the right one will come soon.
 
Well, we have a Parthian King, but he likes to spend a lot of time on the horse. Our Great King, of course, is Aslan, but He likes to delegate.

The pirates are hung up on their heirarchy. All we really need is a strategy. The Parthian King is placing his fiery archers. My limpet mines will work if they stray into the harbor and divers can get close enough. In the meantime - we're knights. The strength of pirates is their ship; the strength of knights is their fortress. Let us send cannon to our highest towers, overlooking our bay and the approach to the harbor. We can set up makeshift ovens to heat the shot, so if they dare approach, we can bombard them with heated shot - plunging heated shot.
 
Is the scurvy tale true faire knights? Have ye truly taken ye olde monkey of ye olde ship? Argh! Ye scallwags, this'll be the end of ye, 'twill!
 
Ahh! It's a pirate! *draws sword*

The monkey is not here! Another one of your kind has taken the poor creature.

My Queen, do you wish a captive? This pirate would do!
 
{Sharp and arcing blades surround the hapless pirate. She looks from side to side desperately and...}
 
**Comes out swinging out of nowhere** Ye better think of taking tweetsie twice before ye make a final decision!!!!!!! LET HER GO!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
 
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