*While the current leader was distracted, Machia dropped down from an airplane (Strangely enough piloted by a monkey with a bad head cold) into the Last Post throne*
I WIIIIIINNNNNN!!!
Machia!!! *tackles* Chels come join the mini reunion! Hi there Jack!
Why, hello!! *Takes an opourtunity while there is a break in the conversation to drop a pile of paint balloons onto everyone else, ensuring that the throne still stays in my control*
*gasp* *whistles and an army of leeches come to the defense* Attack and suck his blood!
gah! *takes off wooden leg* Very well then *puts on eyepatch* *charges against Machia by hopping her way towards him*