*narrator*
And now it's time for. Life Lessons With Abby!
*camera zooms in on myself telling a story to a bunch of little kids*
Now you see, when you're a new member, you don't realize that you must never accept your doom. This can be very dangerous when faced with things such as beign thrown off cliffs, dropped in a sea full of sharks, or being beheaded. After prolonged time spend in dufferland, one learns that one will never die, as long as you escape from impossible situations. Many, many years ago, when i was playing a game called LPG, i had been killed many times over. Now this was in the original thread, where the inhabitants were much more violent than they are now. One time i was...
*tells incredibly boring story*
*all the kids fall asleep*
...and the moral of THAT story is...
*tells another incredibly boring story*
and now we know...
*tells even more boring story*
*announcer*
And that's the end of. Life Lessons With Abby
i have to go to bed, cya MK!
(btw i win)