Mafia - Game 8

[Olórin the Wise]

Hmph!

Besides, I keep my PM box MOSTLY clear of job stuff - right now, there's just a couple PM's from all the IMPORTANT jobs - (j/k), but really, nothing much.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Heh.

(10 thingy)

I mean...errm...not to be spamming or anything... THE MAFIA WILL GET YOU ALL!!! Heh heh!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I don't think that's QUITE spamming - I mean, while SPAM stands for Silly, Pointless, Annoying Messages, the definition of silly and pointless is rather debatable. That is, is your threatening all the innocent residents of Mafiatown silly? I would think so, it does seem a little appropriate... but is it pointless. Now there's a topic for deba-




Hey! It's not MY fault I'm a little long-winded somtimes! HEY!! Just because you're the cook doesn't mean you get free use of the butcher knife! Get awa...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*slice* *thump*

*cough*

*automatic message*

Olorin the Wise is not available right now. All messages (particularly bribes) should be addressed (in cash) to his sister, Lady of Lorien, until further notice. Thank you for your patience.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You misspelled address...

How do you address something in cash, anyway?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

LIAR!

You address it to me, you pay it in cash. Besides, be quiet. People who have just been knifed can't talk.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*evil laugh* This one can!

And since when am I a liar?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*slice* *thump*

*cough*

*automatic message*

Olorin the Wise is not available right now. All messages (particularly bribes) should be addressed (in cash) to his sister, Lady of Lorien, until further notice. Thank you for your patience.

Yes you are.

Hmm...odd phenomenon...how do you talk, then?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I enter your brain and act directly on your audio nerves, playing them like harpstrings. It's a little tiresome - I oughta get Derny in here, though. Could you kill Derny too?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

'Tis difficult, since she's not playing... *must consult with the restofthemafia*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I meant with your butcher knife. You didn't consult with your Mafia buddies about THAT, did you? *belligerent stare*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Ah, but I know they were united behind me...right guys? *wink* *nudge* Of course they were!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Were they? *looks at assembled Mafia* Well, _______ looks pretty agreeable, and _______ seems to be going along with it, but I'm not so sure about _______...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

It's ____ I'm most worried about...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yes, well, _______ doesn't appear to look very happy with you...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But ______ is!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yes, well, _______'s always been such a forgiving type of person, y'know...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Wait...a member of the mafia...FORGIVING?!

 

[Rhyanidd]

Well, to other Mafia members, because otherwise we wouldn't have to vote on who's mafia--they'd kill each other off.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Sometimes I wonder why no one ever does that... *nod* It would be almost worth it just to laugh at the townspeople when they saw "so and so was killed by the mafia. So and so was a murderer..." That be SO confused!