Elvess Saralina was led to the gallows. "I'm telling you," she cried, "You're making a mistake!" But the only answers she got were hostile stares. Then the lever was pulled, and Elvess Saralina was hung. As she swung there, a note fluttered down from the sky. It read:
Nice job, civilians! You killed one of your own again, and saved us the trouble.
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
And thank you to those with relevant jobs, for a TWELVE MINUTE NIGHT!!
The sun had barely set when two shapes slipped silently out of the cover of trees and into a house on the edge of town. They carried a small basket with them from which an ominous buzzing sounded. A few minutes later, they crept out of the house as a shriek split the night. In the morning, ~Lava~ was found dead, stung to death by the bees which the Mafia had loosed in her house (and to which she was allergic).
Lava was the DUKE!! Yeah, she was telling the truth.
It is now DAY!! VOTING TIME!!
(Oh and BTW Lava... I did get it right about you being allergic to bees, right?