Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)

[SlpNarniaQueen]

it's OK, she really likes babysitting and nannying, she just won't admit it...

As long as it isn't you, I'm sure she's fine with it.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

She just doesn't know she's fine with it.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

She just doesn't know she's fine with it.

Who's fine with watching a bunch of kids who hate you?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You are! *pushes Slp into a room w/ a buncha kids who hate her*

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

You are! *pushes Slp into a room w/ a buncha kids who hate her*

*stabs kids with needles with nighty-night medicine*

 

[Dernhelm]

I disown this thread...

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

I disown this thread...

But it's ABOUT you... We're writing your life story as the Most High Duffer.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

it's OK, she really likes babysitting and nannying, she just won't admit it...

*cough* I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!

I disown this thread...

Yah, remind me not to ever have anyone write my life story...if anyone happens to be a buncha duffers. It turns out most incoherently...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Derny likes to stab little kids with nighty-night medicine needles?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Only the kids I babysit.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You're not Derny.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That doesn't mean she can't do things to the kids I babysit...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

But why would she want to? Seeing as YOU'RE their babysitter...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Because she's my friend! *sniffs* Brothers...don't understand the lofty callings of friendship...mutter...muttermutter...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

But she wouldn't know where to find your babysittees.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Virtual reality. You're a great advocate of it, I know.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

What good would it do you to have her stab your babysittees in virtual reality? They'd still be just as racuous and annoying next time you babysat them...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Nah, because I could always finish things up in REAL reality... Besides, you like to blur the line between virtual and real reality ANYHOW! Remember that new freakish computer you're so excited about?


(inside insult...he's really interested in this new technology that scares me....a new computer, called the "Milan" has supposedly come out. It seems to me to really blur that line between virtual and real reality...)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

It's not really blurring the line between virtual and real reality, you know. It's just a better interface for accessing technology. You're just scared of progress, that's all.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Wow, it's like the War of the Geeks...