Me, a DUFFER?!? (please do not delete)

Am I a duffer?

  • Yes

    Votes: 101 87.1%

  • No

    Votes: 15 12.9%
  • Total voters
    116
I have proved conclusively that the evil mods are planning a coup to take over the forum. See below.

Given: That there are always multiple mods logged on to TDL
Given: That the 'What do Mods do when they're bored?' thread has been locked multiple times

1. There are always multiple mods logged on to TDL.

2. Therefore, they must have some reason for this.

3. The reason is that they want to monitor the forum and make sure that no one has discovered their evil plot.

4. The 'what do mods do when they're bored?' thread has been locked multiple times.

5. The reason for this is that me mods were afraid someone would realize that in their spare time, they further their plans to take over the forum.

6. Therefore, the mods are planning to take over the forum.

:D
 
7. They have large armies of various sorts poised to invade...and they fight each other for power.:D HB has an army of duffers, EveningStar has badgers, OMS has clone Skandarites and me...I haff...*Edited by department of defense for security reasons* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!:D
 
I wonder if they will have treaties amongst themselves, and so forth? You know... "I'll trade you this many non-mod-member-peons for the rights to that forum..."

Watch a mod edit this post saying "YES! Of COURSE we will!":p
 
Lady of Lorien said:
I wonder if they will have treaties amongst themselves, and so forth? You know... "I'll trade you this many non-mod-member-peons for the rights to that forum..."

Watch a mod edit this post saying "YES! Of COURSE we will!":p
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I give LoL and GKoN if HB will get the rights to this part of the forum (Dufferland), i think he is the easiest victim to blackmail, so that we can still keep this forum:D

or Monkeh....
 
Lady of Lorien said:
A worthy motivation, I am sure...but...butbutbut.... I don't WANT to be sold into mod-slavery! Surely there must be some other way? Sell someone else!
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but... i like selling you... and what would be better than living under the guarding eyes of all evil mods for the rest of your entire life.... (mhuahahaha, i can think of a 10000000000000000000000000000000000 better lifes:D) Well, you can look if you find someone who can take your place (no, i''m out of the question..., maybe you can talk Specter into making Derny a non-mod and you can sell her:D)

HB! HB! Please: you get her! And i give you GKoN too!

WHAT? you want more? :eek:

Ok, how about... this --> :D smiley!
 
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