Ah. The Myth that is Holyboy. What a sad story that is. Come gather round children, big and small alike, and let me tell you one of the many stories I know of He Who Calls Himself HolyBoy.
There was once a time when sightings of Holyboy were, well, they were many and varied. If you read some of the older legends, there is even mention of a time when he was almost tamed. But alas. It was not to be. He spent a short time on the Side of the Mods, before reverting to his wild, mishcievous ways. There has been many a time when he was sighted in the presence of one named Teegee. Usually coming up with ways to disrupt the other mods in thier jobs. I spent many a long night coming up ways to foil thier latest set of plans. Many believe that one day he will return to once again walk among us, and, that when that time comes, it will bring a time of chaos and discord. If that ever happens, the Badger himself will bring me out of retirement, to once again combat his trouble making ways. But I fear, he may be to much for me alone. I may be forced to call upon the services of Teh Sexy Beast. Only then will we be able to bring him over to the Mod Side for good. When this happens, it will bring with it a time of everlasting peace. Until that day, keep your eyes peeled. If you are chosen, and he decides to make contact with you, tell no one. Least he finds out and makes no further contact with you. But if you pay really close attention to what goes on around you, you may notice he influence in the small things that happen everyday.
Thats enough for tonight. Its time for bed. Behave yourselves, and if you ask me nicely (Bribe me
), I may tell you more of what I know.