Movie Quotes

The Princess Bride:
"He'll pinch my cheek, I hate that."-Grandson
"Maybe he won't."-Mom

Grandfather-"Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles..."
Grandson-"Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try and stay awake."
Grandfather-"Oh, well thank you very much. It's very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming."

Vizzini-(repeated line)"Inconceivable!"

Inigo Montoya-"I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"
Westley-"Do you always begin a conversation this way?"

Fezzik-"I did that on purpose. I didn't have to miss."
Westley-"I believe you. So what happens now?"
Fezzik-"We face each other as God intended. Sportmanslike. No tricks, no weapons. Skill against skill alone."
Westley-"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"
Fezzik-"I could kill you now."
Westley-"Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting."
Fezzik-"It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise."
Westley-"Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?"
Fezzik-"I just want you to feel you are doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed. You're quick."
Westley-"Good thing too."
Fezzik-"Why are you wearing a mask? Were you burned with acid, or something like that?"
Westley-"Oh no, it's just they're terribly comfortable. Everyone should be wearing one in the future." (not sure if that's the exact line. Close as I can come.)

Buttercup-"If you'll release me, whatever you ask for ransom, you'll get it I promise you!"
Westley-"And what is that worth, the promise of a woman? You're very funny, Highness."
Buttercup-"I was giving you a chance. It's no matter where you take me, there's no greater hunter than Prince Humperdinck. He can track a falcon on a cloudy day, he can find you."
Westley-"You think your dearest love will save you?"
Buttercup-"I never said he was my dearest love. And yes, he will save me, that I know."
Westley-"You admit to me you do not love your fiancee."
Buttercup-"He knows I do not love him."
Westley-"Are not capable of love is what you mean."
Buttercup-''I have loved more deeply than a killer like yourself could ever dream!"
Westley-"That was a warning Highness. The next time my hand flies on its own, where I come from there are penalties when a woman lies."

Buttercup-"I know who you are, your cruelty reveals everything. You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it!"
Westley-"With pride. What can I do for you?"
Buttercup-"You can die slowly cut into a thousand pieces."
Westley-(makes sounds with his mouth)"Hardly complimentary, Highness. Why are you so venom on me?"
Buttercup-"You killed my love."
Westley-"It's possible. I kill a lot of people. Who was this love of yours? Another prince like this one? Ugly, rich, scabby?"
Buttercup-"No, a farmboy, poor. Poor and perfect. With eyes like the sea after a storm. On the high seas your ship attacked, the Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners!"
Westley-"I can't afford to make exceptions. I mean once word has leaked out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey them and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time!"
Buttercup-"You mock my pain!"
Westley-"LIfe is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. I remember this farmboy of yours I think... This would be what, five years ago? Does it bother you to hear?"
Buttercup-"Nothing you can say will upset me."

I'll stop there. I guess you can say I really like The Princess Bride.
 
The Two Towers-
(during battle of Helm's Deep)
Gimli-What's going on out there?
Legolas-Shall I describe it to you, of would you like me to find you a box?

(during battle of Helm's Deep)
Aragorn-It is a long way.
Gimli-Toss me! I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me.
(Aragorn prepares to toss Gimli)
Gimli-(hesitates) Don't tell the Elf
Aragorn-Not a word

The Return of the King
(about to ride into battle)
Gimli-Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.
Legolas-What about side by side with a friend?
Gimli-Aye. I could do that.

Gimli-Certanty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?

(preparing to ride to Gondor)
(Merry is preparing to ride)
Theoden-War is no place for a hobbit, Master Meridoc.
Merry-All my friends have gone to war. I would be ashamed to be left behind.
Theoden-It is a three day ride to Gondor and none of my riders can bear you as a burden.
Merry-I want to fight!
Theoden-I will say no more. (rides off)
Eowen-(picks up Merry while riding horse) You can ride with me.
Merry-My Lady.
 
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PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN!!!

Keira: You like pain? Try wearing a corset!

Pirate:Say goodbye!
Will:goodbye!

JOHNNY: But why is the rum gone?
Keira: 1. because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable of men into complete scoundrels and 2. that smoke signal is over 1000 feet high, the entire royal navy is out searching for me, do you think that there is even the slightest chance that they might miss it?

Barbosa: Why thank ye Jack
Johnny: You're welcome.
Barbosa: Not you, we named the monkey Jack!
 
Moe92 said:
The Two Towers

Legolas: final count, forty two.
Gimli: 42? well thats not bad for a pointy eared elvish princling. i myself am sitting pretty on 43.....
Legolas:*pulls arrow and shoots the uruk-hai that Gimli is sitting on* 43!
Gimli: He was already dead!
Legolas: He was twitching
Gimli: he was twiching because he's got my axe embedded into he nervous system!
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When do they say that line in the movie? I couldn't catch it.
 
Hey, here's some more quotes...

Princess Diaries 2

"I'm a girl who loves black...and I'm wearing pink."
-Lilly Moscovitz

PotC

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really...except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
-Captain Jack Sparrow

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Minevra McGonagall: "Mr. Wealsey, please put your right hand upon my waist."
Ronald Weasley: "WHERE?"
Minevra: "...on my waist."
-Minevra McGonagall/Ronald Weasley

Elizabethtown

"Did I miss 60B? DID I MISS 60 B?!"
-Drew Baylor

Cheaper by the Dozen 2

"Hey, every dad is entitled to one hideous shirt and one horrible sweater. It's part of the dad code!"
-Tom 'Dad' Baker
 
the princess bride
' we'll never suvive' Buttercup
' nonsence! you're only saying that because nobody ever has.' Wesly

LOTR
' i think i've broken something' Merry

' it's him it's the EYE!' Frodo

the little mermaid

'...and you pucker your lips like thish and....' Sabashtin
 
Moe92 said:
it's at the end of the battle of helms deep. it might be extended
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Yep. It is. Yesterday I got all 3 extended versions.

Okay. More movie quotes.
These are all from the extended version of Fellowship of the Ring.


Legolas-*holds up a piece of Lambas bread* Lambas. Elvish Waybread. One bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.
Merry (talking to Pippin)-How many did you eat?
Pippin-4

Outside the Mines of Moria
Gimli-The walls of Moria. The doors are invisible when closed.
Gandalf-Yes. Not even their masters can find them if they don't remember the secrets.
Legolas-Why doesn't that surprise me?

(Fellowship is leaving Rivendell)
Frodo-Moria, Gandalf. Is it left or right?
Gandalf-Left

(this one is not only in extended versions. it's when pippin and merry are stealing crops)

Merry-It was only the 3 bags of pototoes we lifted last week.
Pippin-And some carrots.
Merry-And cabbage
Pippin-Oh yeah! And those mushrooms from last week.
Merry-The point is, he's clearly over-reacting.
(the lines go something like that)
 
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LOTR TTT:
Aragorn:"Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not."

The Princess Bride:

Prince Humperdinck:"Your Westley is dead. I killed him myself.
Buttercup:"Then why is there fear in your eyes?"

Westley:"It's not that bad. No, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely."

Buttercup:"Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?"
Westley:"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."
 
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Oh yean, I love that line too.

Aslan:"That is Cair Paravel, castle of the four thrones. In one of which you will sit Peter, as High King. You doubt the prophecy?"
Peter:"No. That's just it. Aslan, I'm not you all think I am."
Aslan:"Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley. Beaver also mentioned that you planned on turning him into a hat. Peter, there is a Deep Magic more powerful than any of us that rules over all of Narnia. It defines right from wrong, and governs all our destinies, yours.. and mine."
Peter:"But I couldn't even protect my own family!"
Aslan:"You've brought them safely this far."
Peter:"Not all of them."
Aslan:"Peter, I will do what I can to help your brother, but I need you to consider what I ask of you. I, too, want my family safe."

Gryphon:"They come Your Highness, in numbers and weapons far greater than our own."
Oreius:"Numbers do not win a battle."
Peter:"No, but I bet they help."

Jadis:"I have no interest in prisoners. Kill them all."

Peter:"Are you with me?"
Oreius:"To the death."
Peter:"FOR NARNIA, AND FOR ASLAN!!!"

Edmund:"Peter's not king yet."

Susan:"But we saw the knife. The Witch."
Aslan:"If the Witch knew the true meaning of sacrifice, she might have interpreted the Deep Magic differently. That when a willing victim who has committed no treachery, is killed in a traitor's stead, the Stone Table will crack, and even death itself will turn backwards."
Susan:"We sent the news that you were dead. Peter and Edmund will have gone to war.''
Lucy:"We have to help them."
Aslan:"We will dear one, but not alone. Climb on my back. We have far to go, and little time to get there. And you may want to cover your ears."
 
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