*Says hello to Maureen, she seems to be asleep. Wonders if slamming the upstairs door will wake the sleeping door. Gets ready to try it.*
<Don't even think about it, Lava. If you do, I will make tonight miserable for you. I know where you sleep.>
I would like to see you try it, Maureen. I know where your hinge pins are.
<Well, humph. Aren't we Miss Hoity-toity?>
I also know how to lock you.
If you cannot tell, I am trying to get the thread back on topic.