Official William Moseley

[tottyfruitty]

you seize to amuse you Benjamin

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

You sieze (To take or conquer) to amuse you(rself).

YES!!! Shall I take England.

 

[tottyfruitty]

actually i meant me! instead of you but couldnt really be bothered to change it, so lazy
HA! you shall never take England! i own it, ui just let the Queen do all the publicity work for me, much easier that way.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

One thing I have learned from English History. Do not mess with the Queens of England.

 

[tottyfruitty]

well you obvioulsy havent met the Queen then? kidding*is taken away by her guards and tortured*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I told you so.

Learn well from the Queens, I have. Do not cross a female.

 

[tottyfruitty]

but how shall i cross the street then?

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Easy, You start crossing, and when you walk in front of my car, I run you over!

 

[tottyfruitty]

*nods* oh okay*starts crossing*
*cough*what Ben doesnt know is that im made of steel and i shall crush or clober his car!*cough*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

*Puts magnet on front of car.*

 

[tottyfruitty]

LMFO!
*trys to run away*
*struggles*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Never try to outsmart me, I learned a lot from a blonde girl.

 

[tottyfruitty]

shocking!
i know, i try and i try everyday but never succeed
*stops running and propells into Bens car crushing him*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

*The spring absorbs the shock to Ben, but not the car. Quickly builds a cell around her.*

Shocked? Why?

 

[tottyfruitty]

the fact that a blonde could be so canning......kidding i hope you're not blonde lol actually alot of my friends are blonde, i died my hair blonde once, haha bad idea!

oh man *combusts from anger and failure*

 

[tottyfruitty]

lmfo love sick puppy!^^
too late, ive been vaporised, now i can be around you all the TIME! mwhahaha
im so tired
i watched one of the most gruesome movies ever on friday night

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I know, but it;s hard to get her out of me head.

*Builds a vacum, and vacums Mya up into the canister.*

What Movie?

 

[tottyfruitty]

arg!*angry dust*
let me help you*sucks Beka out of Bens head* there ya go*Beka runs off* im FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bens face........have you heard of it?

 

[His Queen]

i dont have aborse either Ben! wahh, dont really mind! who needs a horse when you have a car! go me!
hello HQ
lmfo head quaters

Oh yeah, thats laughable that one is
Tehe

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Hello, Head Quaters.