Okay I'm here. Where's Mr. Tumnus?

Oh sorry!! The tea is in the reseption room round the corner. Someones taken the sign. If you go through the door, Inkspot will pour a nice cup.

Unfortunately, Mr. Tumnus quit after job contract problems. Apparently theres a clause, that says only full humans can handle food and drink. Racism I say!!!

Anyway, welcome Drasil. Enjoy the site, and dont be put off by my craziness. I am on a leash!
 
Cream and sugar, Drasil? I have a nice earl grey or English breakfast tea, take your pick.

Oh, you really would not have wanted Tumnus pouring for you, tends to get distracted poor thing -- when he served Lucy, he went on a crying jag that went on a good long while and was very distressing for all concerned.

Here's your tea now. Welcome, and enjoy!
 
Welcome to the site Drasil. I apologize in advance for any random comments that have or will be said on the forum. I assure you that most of us are sane. :D

But seriously, welcome to the site! Can't wait to see what's on your mind :)
 
Yes, and whatever you do, don't go over to that SPAM thread right now, it is disgusting!!!! :p
Just a friendly warning ...
 
I am sorry for starting the thread. I promise you I will never do something that stupid again. Until I get bored. Which is now.

I think the Spam bored is coming in third for most random award... first being Cheese Whiz, and second being Glorious Food
 
waterhogboy said:
I want you to get right under the rim, and they must be spotless!! We've got guests coming tonight!
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We have guests coming every night. And every day. IN fact, they are here right now. They are the people who are too scared of you to join, WHB. Stop scaring everybody slavedriver
 
*quickly puts whip behind back and puts on a huge grin* Of course we have!!! Welcome all and please join in the wor.....erm...fun!!!
 
I'm starting a revolt against the British slavedrivers. You don't control Canada anymore! REVOLT REVOLT REVOLT!
 
holyboy666 said:
I'm starting a revolt against the British slavedrivers. You don't control Canada anymore! REVOLT REVOLT REVOLT!
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*Ahem* - just wondering, whos the sovereign of your country???
 
waterhogboy said:
*Ahem* - just wondering, whos the sovereign of your country???
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The queen has no power, after the King/Byng crisis, her job is to sit there and look pretty

HEHE, King/Byng
 
lol, I'm a little late, but welcome to the group.

You guys are NUTS!!!! :D ;) :p And I mean that in the best possible way, of course. ;)
 
Sorry i was away, i'm the real mr. tumnus. Now which tea were we getting em?

tg

PS welcome to our little cavern hole.
 
tgraveline said:
Sorry i was away, i'm the real mr. tumnus. Now which tea were we getting em?
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Look, I'm very fond of you fauns, but you can't serve tea anymore, it's just the rules, can't be helped. If you want something constructive to do, come over to the bog. WHB wants it spotless ...
 
Wow, you guys are crazier than the forum I came from... and thats saying something! Even if you aren't obsessed with cheese.
 
Drasil said:
Wow, you guys are crazier than the forum I came from... and thats saying something! Even if you aren't obsessed with cheese.
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See Cheese Whiz for cheese. We also have 2 other cheese threads in the Archives
 
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