Okay I'm here. Where's Mr. Tumnus?

Thought I'd stick me beak in and have a look around, I could swear I heard some bagpipes, or maybe someone trod on a cat?
Tea please! I would make by own but the milks gone off.
 
Never had a cup of tea before?!?! I am truly shocked!!
Tea is warm and lovely, it's fragrant and all consuming, it smells like a garden and looks like warm earth..ahh...
 
inkspot said:
Okay, maybe having Tumnus play isn't too good an idea, my eyelid is getting heavy ... She-Elf, why don't you take a turn on your flute? And pass the scones around, they're like a biscuit -- you put something sweet on them. Tasty.
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Alright here goes my flute song. *plays a note* oops that note is far to shrilly for my ears
*plays again a lovely soft song...........oh no.....i must have gotten the wrong flute this is Tumnus's flute, theyre all falling asleep..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* :rolleyes: :eek: :D
 
iheartsk said:
HA HA HA HAHAH!!!!!!!
all i can do on this thread is laugh hehehehehehehehehe
hey r u serious that inkspot will pour me tea?....yeah!!!!!
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Inkspot will pour you a tea??

i thought this is a self service kind?
i'd like a tea also please, and scone?? uh-oh, never had that one,
no turnip s anymore??
geez, i thought there'll be lots of uber turnips round here!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :eek:
 
No inky will not pour your tea. I will pour your tea little one. There you go, hope you enjoy it. Here is a scone for you as well, oops, *grabs some arm hairs off scone* I seem to be losing more lately than ever.

tg
 
This is why we don't let the non-humans (or half-humans) serve! Honestly Tumnus, put your hair net on if you're going to handle the food.

I'll pour, and I believe there is some leftover uber-turnip dip in the ice box, I'll get that and some warm pita bread, and we'll be all set. Glamel, maybe you had better try your flute. The other musical entertainment seems to be putting people to sleep...
 
You have reached the voice mailbox of Mr. Tumnus. At the sound of the tone you may record a voice message or press 1 for more options.
 
If you would like to book Tumnus for your wedding reception, banquet or bar-mitzvah, press 2.

If you would like a copy of Mr. Tumnus' best-selling cookbook "Tea and Kidnapping," press 3.

If you would like to confirm your reservation for Mr. Tumnus' popular "reality" vacation in the witch's dungeon, press 4.

If you are a current member of the Mr. Tumnus Dance and Social Club (no dwarves, please), press 5.
 
If you are in love with Mr. Tumnus, please stay on the line and he will be right with you to ask you a few questions.

tg
 
" I'm sorry I did not recognise your choice of option, please try again" how I hate these automatic things..all I want is to talk to the man himself...and have cup of tea! (minus the hair please)
 
All you have to do is remember that you are wearing a technologically dissent cloak. Take it off and you will remember how to work these automated things deary. If you really wanted to talk to me, just PM me, lol.

tg
 
Oh no! (it's far too cold to take clothes of here) (if your not talking to me I'll feel like a fool!)
I could just semaphore my request!
*^^///^^^//^/^/* (cup of tea please)
 
i dont understand this thread am i supposed to be playing along or is this for real
anyway inkspot would you pour me some tea please???

faun:well wat about you come have some tea with me
lucy:i dont know
faun:theres gonna be jam and and toast and and maybe we could break into the sardines
lucy:well i suppose if theres ..... sardines!!!
 
"hello, Mr. Tumnus, can i make a request?"
"can you play remembering you by S. Chapman, using not your flute but a guitar?" :p

oh, thanks for the tea and for the scone, geez, does scones really have hairs??? :confused: :eek:
 
iheartsk said:
i dont understand this thread am i supposed to be playing along or is this for real
anyway inkspot would you pour me some tea please???
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Glad to. Here you are, hope you like earl grey, piping hot. Smells wonderful!

This thread is random. We sort of make it up as we go, so just play along. The premise in the beginning was the Tumnus was mad because he couldn't serve tea anymore, with the new regulations against non-humans serving because of the sanitation risk. We got him calmed down about that, and he pops in and out. Usually TG is the voice of Tumnus here, but Chakal came up with a special phone line for him.

Para hablar con Tumnus en español, hace numero 9.
To speak with Tumnus in English, press 9 and the pound sign.
jkal tTrur bHrn mt Tumnus neN Klingon, kRugl 10.
 
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