Person Below Me VI

[Glenburne]

Hi, Lonny!

Sometimes. It's not normally my game of choice, but I don't mind it.

TPBM has cut up or otherwise intentionally mangled a book for artistic purposes.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Never! It defeats the purpose of the book.

TPBM is addicted to caffeine

Hello, Glen!

 

[Glenburne]

Nope, not addicted. I do love coffee though....

TPBM has seen Wonder Woman.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

I have not. I'm a little tired of superhero movies.

TPBM owns or has owned a pair of light-up sneakers.

 

[Glenburne]

Nope. My mom wouldn't have bought them for me. But she bought them for my youngest brother. Life is unfair.

TPBM has a messy dresser.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

How... how did you know? It's always kind of a mess. My husband's, however, is always pretty clean. We turn stereotypes on their heads!

Also, I feel your pain about the sneakers. Youngest siblings always have it easier.

TPBM has eaten a cricket. And liked it.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I've never eaten a cricket.

TPBM is going to Scarborough Fair.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

I wish!

TPBM is allergic to bee stings

 

[Glenburne]

No, fortunately.

TPBM has broken an antique.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Yes... Gran's never got over my aversion to fruit & veg.

TPBM has designed a postcard.

 

[Glenburne]

Maybe when I was little.

TPBM has killed a small animal.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Well... Yes.

TPBM knows someone who believes in ghosts.

 

[Glenburne]

My supervisor is literally on a ghost TV show this week. He's a historian, and evidently it comes with the territory.

TPBM wants to know what small animal Freckles killed.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I'm dying to. (You had your chance to do this, Sopes. You missed it.)

TPBM has never met a pun they didn't like.

 

[Glenburne]

False. (You also had your chance this time, Sopes. And you missed it again.)

TPBM would wear a large, sparkly turtle necklace to work (no, you do not get any financial compensation).

 

[Miss Freckles]

I don't wear necklaces.

TPBM helps him- or herself to the strawberry jam more often than they probably should.

 

[Glenburne]

Nah, I don't eat much jam.

TPBM likes maple syrup.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I do.

TPBM is doing their share to save the bees.

 

[Glenburne]

Er...I mostly don't eat their honey, does that count?

TPBM is doing their best to save the cockroaches.

 

[Miss Freckles]

No.

TPBM believes in miracles.