Person Below Me VII

[Miss Freckles]

No.

TPBM voluntarily gets up before 7.

 

[Glenburne]

Never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never

I think I've made myself clear....

TPBM now has a headache.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I, too, was once young and didn't go to the ant.

You know what, a headache would almost improve this day.

TPBM owns a French press (not the French press...).

 

[GondorGirl]

Er, no. I own very few French things.

Tpbm likes baguettes

 

[Glenburne]

Mmm, they're okay. Brioche is better.

TPBM has tried putting butter in their coffee.

 

[Miss Freckles]

No. And those who do deserve death.

TPBM deserves death.

 

[Glenburne]

No, I think I'm not guilty of this one, although it's apparently popular in certain quarters.

TPBM is guilty of putting cookies in their coffee.

 

[Miss Freckles]

although it's apparently popular in certain quarters.

What quarters? *sharpens crochet hooks*

TPBM is guilty of putting cookies in their coffee.

No. I'm not even guilty of putting cookies in my mouth.

TPBM is guilty of the enjoyment of black tea.

 

[Glenburne]

Not at all. *vomits in corner* That is my opinion of black tea unless it is heavily camouflaged by some sort of flavoring. Even sugar won't do it.

TPBM is guilty of putting sugar in their coffee.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Not any more.

TPBM is going to follow this summer's football/soccer world championships with great enthusiasm.

 

[Glenburne]

No. I you want someone to do that, see my brother.

TPBM has eaten bitter strawberries.

 

[Miss Freckles]

No.

TPBM respects stoplights always.

 

[Glenburne]

Er. Mostly.

TPBM always wears a seatbelt.

 

[Miss Freckles]

No. That would be odd.

TPBM likes to-do lists.

 

[Glenburne]

No. That's too much like goals. I made a point of resisting all attempts to force me to set goals as a child. Not that I didn't have goals; I just didn't like calling them goals or telling other people about them.

TPBM likes giving to-do lists to other people.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I call them homework.

TPBM has a messy desk.

 

[Glenburne]

*coughs* Okay, moving on, TPBM made his/her bed this morning.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Of course.

TPBM believes in spontaneous human combustion.

 

[Glenburne]

Er, well, Wikipedia says "Current scientific consensus is that most, and perhaps all, cases of SHC involve overlooked external sources of ignition," and Wikipedia is obviously never wrong....

*follows Wikipedia trail* Ooh, apparently some of the most well known spontaneous animal explosions are the postmortem explosions of whales. GG would love this.

TPBM regularly gets lost following Wikipedia trails.

 

[Miss Freckles]

No.

TPBM walks to and fro when deeply in thought.