Peter Pan Spoof!

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Dad: Kids we`re going to a party really late at night so go asleep and don`t go to any fantasy worlds where you don`t grow up.
Mom: That`s what she said! (laughs) (You only get that joke if you watch the US The Office)
Wendy: Ok Mom or Mum whichever you prefer John,Micheal and I will just be expected to go to sleep with no adults here except a stupid dog.
Mom: Yup! Now off to the thing! (They leave)
(Peter Pan and his shdow fall in through the window with Peter crying)
Wendy: Boy why are you crying?
Peter: I`m emo! My name`s Peter Pan! I`m here to take you and your brothers somewhere!
Wendy: Ok let`s go!
John: But how are we getting there?
Peter: We fly!
Micheal: Ok! (He flies to Neverland in Suprman costume.)
Peter: Um...... ok. Now our turn.
 
They go to Neverland see Micheal fighting Lex Luthor.
Lex: Ooh! (He holds kryptonite) Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Micheal: I`m not Superman! So kryptonite dosen`t affect me!
Lex: Ok can I help you do whatever the heck you`re doing with Peter Pan, your bro and your sis?
Micheal: Eh. Sure!
Lex: (Throws kryptonite and it hits the actual Superman who was flying in the air.)
Superman: (falling) I`l get you Lex if it`s the last thing I do!


They all go to that house in the tree.
Lost Boys: Hello master! (All the lost boys are actualy Oompa Loompas!)
Peter: Hey dudes! I brought a girl and three other people!
Oompa Loompa 1: Ooh a girl! She can be our Mother!
Wendy: No thanks.
Oompa Loompa 1: Mom I hate you! I`m running away and going emo!
Wendy: I`m not your mom!
Oompa Loompa 1: Don`t push it!
 
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