Playing in the Queen of Hearts' Castle

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Lady Inkling mutters, "Here I just managed to get everyone more or less together, and the hockey team insists on running off again! Well, since they left again on purpose, we can't wait on them anymore. Everyone who's coming on the announced quest, please come with me. Eragon, please ask Sapphira to do some intermittent scouting flights to see what's become of Trinity in one direction, and the hockey team in the other direction."

"Trinity already signalled us to move on without her," says Peter, who is allowed to have some brains in posts written by Copperfox. "She doesn't want to draw premature attention to us by running back to us."
 
But the hockeyteam is waiting for the others to come.

Rabbit: Where are they?
Me: I don't know
Eric: They are on another quest
Me: Two quests at the same time?
Rabbit: So it seems...........
Me: But they can't be blind? We are waiting here
 
Aslan materializes in a lying-down posture, and says gently, "Lady Inkling distinctly told you that she wanted help to carry out a mission that would stop the Heart Queen's tendency to demand unjust executions. You ran off anyway. Why SHOULD the others follow? It's you who left them."
 
Me: Because I hear a scream the whole time. It woke me up in the middle of the night. Someone is in trouble and needs help and bopth the Hatter and Rabbit think it's the Queen of clubs who disappeared years ago and the scream might be hers. We can't let someone suffer if she is in pain.
 
Me: I'm screaed Mum what are we do?

* Then a every good look guy came out of nowhere*

Justin Lenne: Hm Hi I'm so lost here do you know were I am?

* Hannah falls in Pippin's arms*
 
Pippin is very small but catches Hannah.

Merry: Hahahahahaha! That was a good catch!
Pippin: Did she fall because of this guy?
Merry: I guess so...
Pippin: Or did she fall for me?
Merry: Unlikely because you aren't that goodlooking Pip!
Pippin: MERRY!
Merry: Just joking!
 
Eric who felt a bit guilty after all these impulsive moves grabs Nessa's hand.

Eric: Aslan is right. Let us go back to the others otherwise they will have to search for us again
Rabbit: Yes and we are all together and in the meantime we can have fun
Hatter: That's true my dear Rabbit. And give us some of your delicious tea
Eric: Do you want some tea my lady?
Me: Yes...no milk and sugar please
Rabbit: Okay....here...have some!

The Rabbit gives everybody a cup of tea and then the group is finally together.

Pippin: So...what are we gonna do now?
Merry: We are going to teach this chop-chop Queen a lesson
Pippin: Chop-chop Queen? That's funny!
 
* Hannah gets up then look at Pippin*

Me: Aw I'm sorry Pip I didn't mean to do that * Blush*

Justin Lenne: Is she all right?

* walks over to them*

Me: Omg you Justin I'm like a huge fan my boyfriend fines out I'm even talking to you he freak but he live * Still Blushs*
 
OOC: My semi-apologies to other players: Inkling-the-actual-person made us expect that she was providing a clear quest for us to follow. She was just now on-forum and was looking at this thread, but she has logged off without providing the explanation for whose sake I was trying to hold things together. Since Inkling has entrusted me to play her character for her at times, please bear with me while I attempt some damage control....


The diverse adventurers are not left baffled for long. Aslan returns, bringing with Him the wailing woman. "She was playing solitaire on a laptop computer," Aslan explains, "and it kept crashing every time she was about to win. That was why she kept screaming. But--" and here Aslan hands the computer to Nessa; "--there is another file in this computer which, if decoded, will give the missing clue of what to do to stop the Queen of Hearts from wanting to kill people. Now, I'm going to take this poor deranged card-queen back to her own card-kingdom." And Aslan and the wailing woman vanish.
 
When TOJ answers that this RP has her confused, Aslan says:

"The Alice-in-Wonderland setting is familiar to educated Westerners. The idiotic Queen of Hearts, always wanting someone's head to be cut off, serves as a spoof of stupid and unjust rulers. This thread has allowed characters from outside the 'Alice mythology' to enter it, including Narnian characters obviously, plus movie characters from 'Lord of the Rings,' 'Silverado' and 'The Matrix.' At first it was very casual, with people just wandering around and meeting the original Alice-in-Wonderland characters, while Lady-of-Narnia assumed the identity of Alice herself. Then, wishing to give the RP a unified theme, Inkling-the-actual-person proposed a mission to change the behavior of the Queen of Hearts; but the demands of real life have prevented her from explaining WHAT was supposed to happen, leaving her friend Copperfox trying to have Inkling-the-character do something that made sense."
 
Yet he notices now that toj's confusion is gone,she seems sad and lingering..
as if she doesn't want to join her fellow comrades fight the queen, but join the queen herself.
a look of jealousy slowly passes throught her eyes.
 
"Young lady," says Aslan, "if you think the Queen of Hearts is GOOD company to be in, you haven't paid attention to what I just told you. Or is it that you think you can influence her to change her ways?"
 
Toj thinks about it...there is nothing good about the queen,
and as more and more she tries to figure out a good reason
she figures out she never had one.

" no" is toj's meek answer.
 
Aslan leans in and gives a Lion-kiss to Orange. "Tell you what," He says, causing a desk with computer to appear from nothing; "while the others are trying to figure what to do when they've been left without guidance, you can if you choose look at this link:

http://www.bookrags.com/notes/aiw/

--to find out more about the original story of Alice in Wonderland."
 
Me: Hmmm...the game seems to stop when the Queen of hearts appears. Then it asks for a password to continue and as soon as you enter the wrong code it says: Your head is getting off!
Eric: Maybe you should try a different word for decapitation
Pippin: Try chop or chop-chop
Hatter: Why don't you change the letters into numbers? Instead of decapitation d3c@p1t@t10n.

Nessa tries........ERROR..WRONG PASSWORD!!

Eric: it doesn't work
Rabbit: You two can figure it out but we are going to stay here to see what else we can do

Nessa and Eric are trying to get the code. They even have to restart the laptop a couple of times.

Me: Suppose I'm the Queen of hearts and you are my husband what password would you recommend?
Eric *blushes a bit*: It depends. I would not recommend the words you often use like Decapitate or chop or head off.
Me: Think deeply Eric. Imagine we are the Queen and King of hearts......

Nessa and Eric both look at each other the same time and the same word come into their minds.
They shout together: King of hearts!!

Nessa types King of Hearts.................PASSWORD ENTERED SUCCESFULLY

Me: High five! We did it! Now let us see........

Everybody gathers around the laptop. A complete plan is revealed.

Hatter: OMG! She is going on a war mission against the other cards figures!
She wants to eliminate both King and Queen of clubs but the queen is already gone for a while and then she wants to get rid off the King and Queen of diamonds. A complete plan is revealed!
Rabbit: That's why she hasn't shown up since the last time. She has left with her giant army of cards.
Hatter: We must find her!
Rabbit: it looks like an adventure is upon us
 
"If the Hearts army can be thumped as easily as Jake and Trinity did while providing our diversion," observes Peter, "surely they can't be MUCH of a threat to anyone."

"The other card-kingdom armies are probably even weaker than they are," says Eragon. "Strength is relative, as I learned from my mentor Murtagh."

"Maybe the chess kingdoms would side with us to help keep the peace," Meriadoc suggests.

"Not likely," says the White Rabbit. "Their queens are as daft in the head as the Queen of Hearts."


Meanwhile, before going to let Jake and Trinity know what's going on, Aslan says to Orange, "At any time when you want to be with the others again, I will instantly transport you to them."
 
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