Playing in the Queen of Hearts' Castle

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Me: Look! The Pevensies are there!!

Nessa jumps out of the tree and suddenly bumps into Eric Lindros :)D)

Me: What are you doing here?
Eric: I don't know. I was playing hockey and was about to score and suddenly I arrived here
Me: But here is no ice
Rabbis: Ehm...don't forget wishes can come true here.

White rabbit points at a small river which has turned into an icy river.

Lindros: Yes! Now I can continue my game!
Pippin: But you have no opponents or even teammates!
Lindros: I don't mind...I'm a loner for once
Pippin: Can you teach me?
Lindros: yes I can but you need skates.
Pippin: Why do I need skates?
Lindros: Otherwise you won't come far on the ice my friend. Here!

Lindros throws a pair of skates at Pippin.

Nessa and Rabbit sit down in the grass.

Rabbit: Tea Nessa?
me: Yes please. No sugar
 
Me: *helps Susan and Peter paint the roses*
Susan: How long were you hopping around on that pogo stick?
Me: I don't know.... but this is much more fun!
Peter: I'll say.
Me: *bumps into him on accident* Sorry....
Peter: *continues painting* it's okay.
 
Meanwhile, a barbarian dude walked onto the garden and said: "I found this grin hanging from a tree. Who's it belong to? Speak now or I'll kick it's smile booty."
 
Hannah, where you said you played cards with the twins, did you mean Lewis Carroll's twin characters Tweedledee and Tweedledum?

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Copperfox replied to Lady Inkling, "I expect that the King isn't very open to advice; if he were, someone here would have talked him into getting rid of the Queen by now. But maybe you've heard the saying, 'The way to lead people is to convince them that they're _chasing_ you in the direction you really _want_ them to go.' "

"Well, at least I've heard similar sayings," the radiant blue-kirtled beauty assured him.

"Then," said Copperfox, "let him think he's chasing ME--to an increase in aerobic fitness which will help his blood pressure. Watch this..."

Assuming a theatrical smirk, Copperfox turned to the King and said, "Your Majesty doesn't recognize me, DO you? You once insulted my family by passing over my father's bakery in favor of another in the matter of tart supply. And you blocked our lawyer in the courts when he attempted a tart-tort action against the other bakery. But now my moment for revenge has come...for I am actually the KNAVE OF HEARTS!" With a wink to Lady Inkling, he swept all the pastries in sight into a sack, then shouted, "I'm taking these tarts quite away, just like Mr. Carroll said--but YOU'RE too fat and slow to beat me full sore, old slob!"

Copperfox bolted out of the kitchen and out of the main hall of the castle before the sluggish King could organize a pursuit. Crossing the inner-bailey courtyard, he saw a man just coming in who had some tools hanging at his belt. Accompanying this working man was a Walrus who looked like an intelligent animal. Copperfox shouted to the new arrivals, "Quick, into the main hall! The King needs help looking for his missing tarts!"

The Walrus and the Carpenter obligingly headed in; and as Copperfox intended, they impeded the guards from giving chase.
 
Nessa and the White Rabbit watch the hockeygame between Lindros and Pippin.

Me: Pippin is doing great
Rabbit: I never understand why people like hockey anyays but besides that he is doing great.

The Queen of Hearts decided to make another theatrical appearance and she calls her guards.
The horn was blown and the White Rabbit jumps on his feet.

Rabbit: It's the Queen! Hide!
Lindros: Why?
Rabbit: Because she is going to kill you if you don't watch out!
Pippin: Even when Jake could have killed her?
Rabbit: She pretends this didn't happen. Come up! In the tree!

Lindros and Pippin climbed up in the tree.

Pippin: It's tough to climb with skates on
Lindros: Well..you get used to it...climb!

The Queen arrives at the same place she met Jake before
 
Hannah hide in the tree with them

Me: Oh my what's going on?

*looks down from the tree*

Cat : Hm The queen well find you. you know

* then left*

Me: What who were huh that was weird.
 
Unfortunately for the obnoxious Queen, Copperfox--who had just rushed out of the castle gate--now rushes back IN, colliding with the Queen from behind and knocking her sprawling on her grumpy face. Helping her up, he says to her, "It was that Cheshire Cat! I saw him knock you down and then turn invisible. But I have to go help the King!" Not waiting for a reaction, Copperfox dashes back inside the castle, hurling a full-size pie into the face of one guard who was menacing him with a halberd, and returning to where he left Inkling.

"I'm sorry," he pants to Inkling, setting down the sack on the same table where the King had been eating. "I suddenly realized that I hadn't registered the blood pressure numbers you told me for the King. I've been so absorbed lately in coping with my HIGH blood pressure, I wasn't prepared to hear about someone having dangerously LOW blood pressure." Noticing that the King never had risen to chase him, Copperfox tossed an aside to him: "That Knave sure did a clever job of disguising himself as me, didn't he?" To Inkling again: "Okay, now that I've plugged my brain-leak, as we used to say in the Navy, let me know if there's anything the Walrus, the Carpenter or I can do to assist you."
 
Nessa, hannah, Pippin, the Rabbit and Lindros watched Copperfox while he knocked the queen out.

Lindros: We could use him in our team
Me: You are retired
Lindros: But we can still use him
Me: He is going to help the King who is suffering from dangerously low blood pressure
Rabbit: Okay...can we play hide and seek again?
Pippin: I'm going to play hockey again
Lindros: Yep! I'll be right back at you

Everybody gets out of the tree
 
Me: Yeah! let us play hockey!
Lindros: You are going to loose this!
Me: No way...me and Hannah against you and Pip!
Rabbit: I will be the referree
Lindros: Then you are supposed to be on skates and be onn the ice as well
Me: Wait a minute......are fights allowed?
Lindros: Of course...it's part of hockey!

Suddenly a heavy blow was heard.

The Pevensies are running in.

Susan: Something happened!
Peter: They fired something!
Rabbit: Are you sure it isn't dinner time? They always fire the cannon when dinner is ready
Peter: Nice way to inform people
Rabbit: We don't have any problem with it
Peter: Maybe not you but for us.....
Rabbit: You'll get over it. Come on everybody. Dinner is ready
 
Hannah sighs then walked to were they where having dinner

Me: OK after we have dinner what ear it is we can play deal?
 
In the absence of Inkling-the-actual-person-doing-the-playing ,Copperfox decrees that Inkling-the-character does a BRILLIANT job of saving the life of the King of Hearts. Copperfox privately dubs her "the Angel of Hearts," and they pass a pleasant while rehearsing "Les Miserables" numbers together, after which Inkling-the-character withdraws to someplace out of the way until Inkling-the-actual-person is available to play her again.
 
The Walrus and the Carpenter are also assumed to have assisted with the King in some way. Afterwards, they go out to mingle with Eric Lindros and the other characters.
 
"And hello to you, miss," replied the Walrus. "Would you good people have any smoked oysters you can spare?"
 
The Carpenter nudges the Walrus. "Let's try the Monologues thread; they might have oysters."

The Walrus bids Hannah a polite goodbye.
 
Suddenly there was an uproar. All eyes were drawn to the scene where a Lion (NOT Aslan, though able to talk) and a Unicorn were "fighting for the crown." What crown was involved was not specified; but fight they did. It was clearly not a fight to the death, for the Lion made no attempt to get in and bite, nor did the Unicorn try to run the Lion through with his horn; but within the restrictions, they were boxing fiercely, hoofs against paws that had the claws retracted but still could strike hard. This went on until the Unicorn fell and was counted out by a castle guard. This guard then remarked to any players reading this post, "I wonder why that Unicorn doesn't just give it up. He's badly outweighed, and the Lion's been beating him all around the town. That's the way Mr. Carroll puts it."
 
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