Copperfox
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VERY far along in the old Spacebullies thread, two friends of Deuce {Street-Bat} Wayans got married on Bat-Earth. Alabama Jones possesses a magic bullwhip, which has great power against evil. The half-Chinese Theda Kirby, who has close ties with the Wayans family, possesses many non-magical but useful talents, mid-level kung-fu included. Their magical teleportation away from Bat-Earth is no secret for Bat-Earth's hero community. The Joneses have been guided by super-duper beings on the side of good: by the Janitors of the Universe, if memory serves me. Their mission is to uncover plotline-advancing mysteries in the Southern Pinwheel Galaxy; these to be kept separate from events on Dystopian Earth.
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"This is Lord Katmatao of the Janitors," the humanoid leader spoke into the adventurers' minds. "We're guiding you in for a landing on easy terrain. Your destination is a habitable world which is a satellite of a giant planet, like that Yavin place. Gravity's just a bit less than on any Earth-variant."
"Are there inhabitants?" Theda asked.
"There are. Of course, we're covering the plotline-convenient part where we make their language understandable to you. They're not already on the scene to greet you; that would be TOO convenient. But you'll establish friendship quickly enough. This done, they'll brief you on what comes next."
Theda's martial training let her do a perfect shoulder-roll, a smoother landing than Alabama's. She was not so crass as to mock her husband for a slight stumble; she remembered the obnoxious male-bashers Washday Anagram and Maxie Viva back on Bat-Earth.
At least the United States on Bat-Earth had been left in good hands, with the wise and good-hearted Ladora Greeley as President, and most of the Righteous Mountain Warriors, with multiple Green Flashlights, on call to look out for new threats.
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"This is Lord Katmatao of the Janitors," the humanoid leader spoke into the adventurers' minds. "We're guiding you in for a landing on easy terrain. Your destination is a habitable world which is a satellite of a giant planet, like that Yavin place. Gravity's just a bit less than on any Earth-variant."
"Are there inhabitants?" Theda asked.
"There are. Of course, we're covering the plotline-convenient part where we make their language understandable to you. They're not already on the scene to greet you; that would be TOO convenient. But you'll establish friendship quickly enough. This done, they'll brief you on what comes next."
Theda's martial training let her do a perfect shoulder-roll, a smoother landing than Alabama's. She was not so crass as to mock her husband for a slight stumble; she remembered the obnoxious male-bashers Washday Anagram and Maxie Viva back on Bat-Earth.
At least the United States on Bat-Earth had been left in good hands, with the wise and good-hearted Ladora Greeley as President, and most of the Righteous Mountain Warriors, with multiple Green Flashlights, on call to look out for new threats.
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