Rangers of the Dancing Lawn!

OOC-werewolves captured Emmy n' Elindilly, Emmy escaped and she has gnarly powers when she's mado_O
Alas, Elindilly...
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
Meanwhile at Cair Paravel...Pharazon and the two minotaurs from before took Elindilly to the torture chamber when she came to n' chained her infront of a target. The minotaurs took turns lobbing various things at her, seeing who could get it closest without hitting her. One nearly decapitated her hair with an axe, the other beaned her in the noggin with a huge apple. "No no. This, Gentlemen, is how you do it." Pharazon pulled out a black Numenorean bow and strung an arrow. He pulled the string back and let it go!!:eek: It stuck less than an inch from her head...

The minotaurs got the pies out again n' hurled 'em. One landed with a "SPLAAAT!" right in Elindilly's face. "NO!" Shouted Pharazon. "That's all wrong. You're supposed to put the rubber nose on BEFORE you throw the pie. See?" He wiped the indignant Elindilly's face off n' the minotaurs painted clown paint all over it. Pharazon stuck the rubber nose on hers and grinned maliciously. "That's better. You may resume." With that the minotaurs continued to splat Elindilly with pies...:D

One of the minotaurs pulled out a gnarly axe. "Wait a minute..." Pharazon said. He pulled out a blindfold and tied it over the minotaur's eyes. "Ok, let it fly." He said...:D


The minotaur's aim wasn't so hot..."You lose." Pharazon said. "GET A MEDIC QUICK!" he bellowed to a guard outside...:D

The medic looked Elindilly over. "It's a flesh wound, she'll live." the Black Numenorean pulled the axe out patched her up nicely, moreso than would be expected of any evil physician, seeing as they were few and most were terrible.
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I absolutely have NO CLUE what's going on. But I'm jumping in :D

*Inside the cave in a secret meeting with the FF*

"Captain, we have no idea 'bout the whereabouts of the Wizard, but I'm afraid Pharazon be hungry to kill at least half of Narnia," Fish said as she sat down with a cup of water in her hand.

"Pfft... I wouldn't be surprised if he killed all o' Narnia! And what 'bout these wolves that've been roaming around Narnia. Is the White witch back by any chance?"

The Captain jumped over the log that Twilight was sitting on and sat down, "This battle has taken more time that I thought it would. I mean, how long 'ave we been stationed here? Fer 'bout two mon-"

*out of breath faun interrupts meeting*

Elindil!!! Elindil!

"Um...Elindil is not here," Fish said.

"No...I'm sorry, with all due respect, I meant to say that Elindil and one of your pirates have been captured by lord Pharazon!"

IOWW jumped from the log she was sitting on. "Well? What we be waiting fer. Lets go to Cair Paravel!"
 
QA48 said:
I absolutely have NO CLUE what's going on. But I'm jumping in :D

*Inside the cave in a secret meeting with the FF*

"Captain, we have no idea 'bout the whereabouts of the Wizard, but I'm afraid Pharazon be hungry to kill at least half of Narnia," Fish said as she sat down with a cup of water in her hand.

"Pfft... I wouldn't be surprised if he killed all o' Narnia! And what 'bout these wolves that've been roaming around Narnia. Is the White witch back by any chance?"

The Captain jumped over the log that Twilight was sitting on and sat down, "This battle has taken more time that I thought it would. I mean, how long 'ave we been stationed here? Fer 'bout two mon-"

*out of breath faun interrupts meeting*

Elindil!!! Elindil!

"Um...Elindil is not here," Fish said.

"No...I'm sorry, with all due respect, I meant to say that Elindil and one of your pirates have been captured by lord Pharazon!"

IOWW jumped from the log she was sitting on. "Well? What we be waiting fer. Lets go to Cair Paravel!"
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The minotaurs had once more stuck Elindilly in the torture chamber n' got out the honey n' 7 inch fire ants...:D
 
Pharazon stepped into the torture chamber. He saw the minotaurs and sighed. "YOU BUMBLING BEEFSTEAKS!That's no way to treat a queen!" He had Elindilly tied to the mast of a ship like a mermaid statue and set sail...:D
 
Elindil was kinda uncomfortable on acount of the honey all down her back, so she deside to try and talk to Pharazon, "Hey I really need to get off this ship."
"Why?"
"Coz...umm...it's bad luck to have a woman on board! So you'd best put me off at the next stop, which I think is one of the Lone Islands."
 
Elindil said:
Elindil was kinda uncomfortable on acount of the honey all down her back, so she deside to try and talk to Pharazon, "Hey I really need to get off this ship."
"Why?"
"Coz...umm...it's bad luck to have a woman on board! So you'd best put me off at the next stop, which I think is one of the Lone Islands."
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Pharazon laughed. "I'm not superstitious. And besides...your technically not ONBOARD the ship are you?" The water was extra cold that day as the waves sloshed up on Elindilly...:D
 
Fyn was washing blankets down the bank. She heard the two, but didn't let on. She figured they'd work it out. SHe never really liked barging in, and now, since she was blind, she didn't much talking at all, not really knowing what to say.
 
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