Really Bad Jokes.

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Well it is kinda obvious why I made this topic...
I'm stupid!

Here I'll start off.
whats black white and red all over?!

A penguin holding his breath
 
Wow. That was horrible. These are much better:

So, a pirate walks into a bar. He has a peg leg, a hook hand, and a patch over one eye. The bartender says," Man! What happened to you--how'd you get your peg leg?"
The pirate says, "Oh, 'twas a shark, it bit me leg off."
The bartender then inquires, "Well, what about your hook hand?"
The pirate responds, "Oh, 'twas the same shark it bit me hand off too."
The bartender, very cynically, says, "Oh, yeah. Sure. And that same shark probably bit your eye out, right?"
The pirates yells, "NYARRRGGGH! 'Twas me first day with me hook hand, and a seagull pooped in me eye!"

You have to say the "NYARRRGGGH!" in a very threatening, piratey manner.

Jokes #2:
Two muffins sittin' in a box One muffin says, "Dude! Did you phart? It smells in here!"
The other muffin screams, "Ahhhhhhhh! A talking muffin!"


Joke #3:
Two penguins sittin' in a bath tub. One penguin turns to the other and says, "Pass me the soap."
The other penguin goes, "What do I look like--a typewriter???!!!"

Ba-duh-ching!

Yes, I know I have already posted these, but there are some n()()b on the site who haven't heard them before. If anybody wants, I can post some rather humorous Red Skelton jokes.
 
Heres another....

Want to know the problem with talking with germans? they always have to be reich.

I didn't mean to be offensive if any body is offended by the joke I am sorry.,
 
I have one

There once was a man from Nantucket...

...oops! Think PG, think PG.

Oh I know, What's black and white and red all over?

A pengiun holding his breath!

(I think I've heard that from somewhere)
 
I got one, but it may be bad but it's so funny!!

Yo mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat, she wore a red dress and the little kids shouted, "Hey! Kool-Aid!"

:lol:
 
Yo moma so fat...

She puts on her make-up with a paint roller!

She jumps into the pool so you can go surfing!

She steps on the penny weight scale, and it says "one at a time, please!"
 
Why is six afraid of seven?

because seven, eight, nine!
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awww man. one my uncles told me that one when i was younger, a LOT younger, and i didn't get it. i laugh at myself every time i hear it now! lol!
 
The real question is, did your first grade teacher think it was funny.

And by the way, Yo Mama so fat when she wheres high heels she strikes oil!
 
Here's one that our neighbor never got when he was little:

When you're out of the bathroom, you're American. When you're in the bathroom, European.

Sorry. There's a reason the title of this thread is "really bad jokes" that was just pitiful.
 
Oh I get it... ...I think...


Anyway here's another joke,

What do hillbillies call road kill?

Lunch!

(Man, these are really, really bad jokes!)
 
Originally posted by Aragorn51088@Oct 11 2004, 08:14 PM
Here's one that our neighbor never got when he was little:

When you're out of the bathroom, you're American. When you're in the bathroom, European.

Sorry. There's a reason the title of this thread is "really bad jokes" that was just pitiful.
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It's easier to get when it's said out loud.

I believe this is the more correct version of the joke:

If your American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European
 
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