Really Bad Jokes.

A man was entering a pun contest and decided to enter in ten puns in sted of one, because that way, he thought, he'd have a better chance at at least one getting the prize. Sadly, no pun in ten did.


lol Puns...
 
Miss.SunFlower said:
A man was entering a pun contest and decided to enter in ten puns in sted of one, because that way, he thought, he'd have a better chance at at least one getting the prize. Sadly, no pun in ten did.


lol Puns...
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WOW:eek:It's a pun within a pun! Is it a bad thing that I actually laughed out loud at this? What can I say, I'm a big fan of puns!
 
Three men were sentenced to be shot at sunrise. The first man yelled "Tornado!" and when the guards glanced away he made a break for it and got away. The second man shouted "Tidal Wave!" and had similar luck. The third man knew he had to think fast. Tornado and tidal wave had already been used. So he yelled "FIRE!"
 
EveningStar said:
Three men were sentenced to be shot at sunrise. The first man yelled "Tornado!" and when the guards glanced away he made a break for it and got away. The second man shouted "Tidal Wave!" and had similar luck. The third man knew he had to think fast. Tornado and tidal wave had already been used. So he yelled "FIRE!"
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Ohhhhhh...that one is seriously painful. lol :p
 
A busdriver was driving a bus full of old ladies. From time to time, one of the old ladies would come up to the bus driver and give him a handful of peanuts. The bus driver gladly accepted these, but after a while he asked one of them: "Why don't you eat these peanuts yourself?"
"Oh, that's ok, we just like the chocolate around the peanuts!"
 
Miss Tumnus said:
A busdriver was driving a bus full of old ladies. From time to time, one of the old ladies would come up to the bus driver and give him a handful of peanuts. The bus driver gladly accepted these, but after a while he asked one of them: "Why don't you eat these peanuts yourself?"
"Oh, that's ok, we just like the chocolate around the peanuts!"
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Eu!!! hahahaha... :D
 
For the fifth time that week a new chicken farmer in the area came in and ordered 500 baby chicks from the Co-op. The clerk finally asked, "Isn't that an awful lot of chickens?"

"Give me a break," the farmer said. "I'm new to this. I'm not sure if I'm planting them too deep or too close."
 
i remember popping a cracker/bon bon thing and it said this~ old joke

Why can't you play a fair game in the jungle?
because there are to many cheetahs!

...lol x)

and all the 24 crackers or bon bons or whatever LOL, had that same joke...

:D
 
What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.






It took a second for me to get but yeah.... defiantly worth putting in the "really bad jokes" thread
 
These are really bad jokes I came up with when I was younger:

nock nock

who's there

a kitten

kitten who?

A kitten running down the road hanginging onto a telphone pole from dogs chasing it....ect.

It got really long but it was something like that....and:

Look a kitten on a telephone pole!

Look a kitten running!

Look a kitten in that yard!

Look a kitten!

Did I mention I saw a kitten?!?


A yeah some weird stuff I came up with then......:eek::D;):p
 
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