LifeMaiden
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I sentence you to spend a day with me arguing about evolution.

That was interesting, now if u r done. You are sentenced to me my foot stool for life!Gondor Knight of Narnia said:AHEM! Court is in session. ALL RISE! FOR THE HONOURABLE JUDGE SPARKY!
*Huge emerald green dragon comes in* BE SEATED!
LifeMaiden, you stand charged with horse theft, high treason, aiding and abedding escaped duffers, and worst of all...SNITCHING ON PROFESSOR PLUM, WHICH CAUSED MR. GREEN TO GO INTO A FURY AND THROW A WASHING MACHINE OUT OF TUTOR MANSION'S 3rd STORY WINDOW! Erm...or was that me? HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
Innocent?
The court finds you guilty of the previously stated charges, and you are hereby sentenced to FEED THE WOMBATS AT THE LOCAL ZOO!![]()
GASP! oh yeah...well...you're sentenced to THISSpiritedWolf said:That was interesting, now if u r done. You are sentenced to me my foot stool for life!
Been there done that, I sentance you to give up ducttape for life!!!!!!!!!!Gondor Knight of Narnia said:GASP! oh yeah...well...you're sentenced to THIS
*crazy-glues ducttape on Emmykins' eyebrows n' yanks it off w/ lightning speed*![]()
*Eyes go wide like deer in headlights* NEVER!!!YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE THE PRECIOUSSS!!!WAAAGH! *Grabs ducttape n' runs off*SpiritedWolf said:Been there done that, I sentance you to give up ducttape for life!!!!!!!!!!
too bad, I brake itGondor Knight of Narnia said:*Eyes go wide like deer in headlights* NEVER!!!YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE THE PRECIOUSSS!!!WAAAGH! *Grabs ducttape n' runs off*
Yousah are hereby sentenced to...snowboard down Mt. Whitney riding a stale bagette![]()
Well, QUEEN Emmykins...yousah am sentenced to being a crocodileSpiritedWolf said:too bad, I brake it
I sentance you to call me Queen Emmikins
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! *Steals Michelle's Doritos n' runs off*LifeMaiden said:Whaaaaa??? Judge Sparky LOLOLOL? That's my cat's name...now I will make him dress up as one for Halloween.
I sentence you, oh great Gondorian Knight of Narnia, to an eternity in a room with you will be talking to....James Carvell, that crazed alienlike liberal married to Mary Matalin. And she won't be there!!!!!!
now that's just mean!Shadow Hawk said:I sentence you all to drop dead!!
GAH!!!!!ElectricJello said:PC, I sentance you to listen to Paris Hilton's album all day!DUN DUN DUN!!!
no!Shadow Hawk said:i sentence you to leave the country