Silly Ideas for the Netflix Narnia Movies and Shows

Not only does Aslan playfully romp upon his resurrection in LWW, or lead the romp in Prince Caspian...he busts out the following dance moves in a 15 minute montage including "twerking", "flossing", "The Thriller", "the Hustle", "the YMCA", "The Chicken Dance" and "The Charleston".
 
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Considering Greta Gerwig's knack for working with actors she worked with before....

Michael Cera as Aslan.

A good idea however, could be him as Reepicheep.
 
Shall we have a realistic list. Susan and Lucy are better warriors than Peter and Edmund. Aslan is basically non-existent as the children manage to do everything for themselves. There is some interesting characters in every book with way more modern ideas about social issues than C.S. Lewis would want (if you catch my drift). Added plot points that take away the meaning of most of the story. Removed plot points that deaden the whole point.

Let Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy get her hands on the Narnian franchise, and she'll make a movie in which NOT ONLY is every female character in the Narnian world hugely superior to every male character INCLUDING Aslan, but some unbeatable super-fems will migrate to OUR world, blaming all men and only men for every bad thing in history while denying them credit for anything good.
 
What if Aslan was a albino lion this time and Jadis never noticed him because he blended in with the snow. :D XD
 
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"What if Mr. and Mrs. Beaver were groundhogs this time."

Prophesy: If Mr and Mrs Groundhog see their shadow, Aslan's arrival is right around the corner.

Always Winter, never Groundhog's Day.

To respect Equity, Jadis will be played by an African/English Albino.
 
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