Skandarnites vs. PaperBnites II

[Kells]

Noooooo! *takes remains of shirt* I'm gonna turn it into a Skandarnite flag!

*gives Skandar a Narnia Fans shirt to match his Narnia Fans beanie*

 

[Hylian Princess]

*aims spatula with fried egg on it at Skandy with her remaining arm* *gets grease all over his new Narniafans shirt*

 

[Kells]

You want Skandar to go shirtless that badly, huh? Why don't you just admit you like him and I will get you the code for a snazzy Skandarnite signature?

 

[Hylian Princess]

LOL!!! Well, i wasnt thinking QUITE along those lines, but whatever Actually I have nothing against Skandy. Hes a pretty cute and awesome kid. But...no one...beats...my...Paperboy...

 

[Kells]

But...no one...beats...my...Paperboy...

Dunno about that.
*digs a deep hole, covers it with leaves and branches and places a fake Grammy in the middle*
Here PaperBoy... *whistles as if to a dog*

 

[Hylian Princess]

Psha. MY paperboy is FAR too smart to fall for THAT kind of trick. Hmph.





















Although it is very clever.

 

[Kells]

*puts an MTV and Kids Choice Award next to the Grammy*
Now will he take the bait?

 

[Hylian Princess]

NOOOOOOO he will NOT!!!!!!! My Jack is FAR too loyal to me and the Paperbnites cause *flips hair and walks away with him into the sunset*

 

[Kells]

NOOOOOOO he will NOT!!!!!!! My Jack is FAR too loyal to me and the Paperbnites cause *flips hair and walks away with him into the sunset*

Bye, Cera! Bye, Jacqueline! *waves at their retreating backs*

 

[Hylian Princess]

OH NO YOU DI'INT!!!

*shaves off Skandy's eyebrows*

 

[Kells]

OH NO YOU DI'INT!!!

*shaves off Skandy's eyebrows*

Noooo! He needs those to make all his cute facial expressions! *huggles Skandy*

 

[Hylian Princess]

Looks like I just scored for the PaperbNites

 

[Kells]

Whatever. We all know you just did it to have an excuse to touch poor Skandar.

*loans Skandar an eyebrow pencil*

 

[Hylian Princess]

Ewwww why would I want to touch SKANDAR when I can touch JACK?? *shudders at thought*

 

[Kells]

Because Skandar won't object and say you are messing up his hair

 

[Hylian Princess]

Hey, Jack lets me mess up his hair anytime

 

[Red Roses]

You needed backup, Cera?

 

[Kells]

You needed backup, Cera?

*clamps hand over Cera's mouth*
Nope. We're just having a nice, friendly chat.
Right, Cera? *pulls Cera's head up and down to nod*

 

[Red Roses]

*clamps hand over Cera's mouth*
Nope. We're just having a nice, friendly chat.
Right, Cera? *pulls Cera's head up and down to nod*

*raises eyebrows* That's not what she said in the So...Who's on Now thread...

 

[Hylian Princess]

*gasps for breath* Please! Help me! She's glued my hand to my face and accused me of wanting to see Skandy shirtless AND made fun of my paperboy!!