Red Roses
New member
*cringes* Okay, can someone PLEASE explain why I feel bad for him?*staples Skandy's fingers together*
*pulls Kells off Aurora*
*showers Kells in Listerine*
Thanks Ashlee! *looks at her bald head in a mirror*
*cringes* Okay, can someone PLEASE explain why I feel bad for him?*staples Skandy's fingers together*
*pulls Kells off Aurora*
*showers Kells in Listerine*
*pulls Kells off Aurora*
*showers Kells in Listerine*
*cringes* Okay, can someone PLEASE explain why I feel bad for him?
Nope. The only thing left to do now is punch Kells. =]I think you feel bad because he's all like Edmund and stuff?
*gives Skandar a black eye*
*cringes* Did I go too far?
Thanks! *puts it on**gives Aurora an awesome, Kells-proof wig*
Of course I am cruel, Aurora. *turns Aurora's hair into a wig* I'll sell it back to you for 80 bucks.
Pshaw, whatev. Only makes my breath nice when I kiss Skandar's fingers better...
I know I had a staple remover around here somewhere.... *rifles through desk*
I don't feel bad for her, I feel bad for Skandar. Do you think he has any idea that all the vicious, violent girls like him. (jk, Skandarnites)I dont feel bad because shes being extra mean to my paperboy by questioning his manhood AND she GorillaGlued my handto my face So, psha
Cause deep down you are one of us.
You just got ripped off Aurora!!! You paid 80 bucks for hair that you grew for free!!
Kells, if you look up you will find that I have GorillaGlued all your staple removers to the cieling and reinforced them with duct tape
AAAHHHHHHH! *BURN!*
CERA GOT THE SLANDERNIIIIIIIIIIIIITES!
*does a victory hoe-down jig*
Yeah!
*hugs Aurora* It's okay. We'll grow new hair for you.
Okay. Give me back my 80 bucks, Kells. *snatches them away*
That's okay, I have $80 now to go buy another staple remover with.
And Aurora, our violence is hot.
And you are one of us Join us.
*shields aurora's eyes*
NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! *cries* Please don't go! They'll trick and torture you!
*chokes* I need Marius. Marius...*shields aurora's eyes*
NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! *cries* Please don't go! They'll trick and torture you!
Watch it, I will beat you with my purse, thief!