Spare Oomian
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You know, for a second there I thought that was real.No one can be more girly than Slander, I mean just look at her:
No. I am calling Declan generic and bland looking.
At least he doesn't look like a girl.
You know, for a second there I thought that was real.No one can be more girly than Slander, I mean just look at her:
No. I am calling Declan generic and bland looking.
No one can be more girly than Slander, I mean just look at her:
Hellohellohellohellohellojellohellohellohello
JELLO!!!!
*dumps huge can of jello on Kells*
There...all better.^__^
*collects all of the PaperBoys, drives them to Florida, ties them up in the middle of the state*
*then grabs a shovel and starts digging along the Florida border, detaching the state and pushing it out to sea*
There now all of you PaperBnites can know the pain of being separated from your love by the Atlantic Ocean!
And, uh, Sheri and Ash - you already know, so I guess you can help them learn to cope or something.
HUH?
HUH?
Ew! Green jello! Why couldn't it be cherry?!?
*collects all of the PaperBoys, drives them to Florida, ties them up in the middle of the state*
*then grabs a shovel and starts digging along the Florida border, detaching the state and pushing it out to sea*
There now all of you PaperBnites can know the pain of being separated from your love by the Atlantic Ocean!
And, uh, Sheri and Ash - you already know, so I guess you can help them learn to cope or something.
*rents speed boat* Fellow PaperB'nites, COME HITHER!!!
*drives boat to floating Florida*
*attaches hook to Florida and brings it back to mainland*
*rescuse Paperboys*
*throws Skandar in active volcano*
I've gotten into the sugar
*rents speed boat* Fellow PaperB'nites, COME HITHER!!!
*drives boat to floating Florida*
*attaches hook to Florida and brings it back to mainland*
*rescuse Paperboys*
*throws Skandar in active volcano*
Kells, Kells, Kells . . . hand me the candy
*sticks out hand*
*Kells hands me a bunch of candy wrappers*
*shakes head pathetically*
And, uh, Sheri and Ash - you already know, so I guess you can help them learn to cope or something.
LOLYay Oomy!
*laughs at Slander trying to escape the lava*
>.O *it rains on Kells and Skandar's Hawaiian vacation**grabs Skandar by the collar of his burning shirt*
*luckily, she has still been playing vampire so they are unharmed by the heat*
*Skandar and Kells enjoy a Hawaiian vacation at the foot of the volcano*
Oomy isn't Declan British too?
>.O *it rains on Kells and Skandar's Hawaiian vacation*
*Skandar gets struck by lightning*
Yes. O.O But so is Skandar...so all Skandarnites are separated by distance.