Skandarnites VS. PaperB'nites IV

*pulls out handy dandy bazooka blaster and blows a hole through the top of the cave.*
*throws rope with grapple hook through hole and hoists Skandar and Skandarnites to safety*
*all retreat to HQ and laugh at silly dumbfounded looks on Toilet-PaperB'nites faces*

hahahahahahahaha :D
 
*bands the paperb'nites together (and the Posse) and storm Skandernite HQs. With gigantic tanks and state of the art technology, starts chasing Skander with perminant ink bullets.*

*Rob Pattinson hits him in the toosh and Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam) starts singing "Skandernites can't find a Better man!" lol:p*

...*I kiss Rob again...followed by William Moseley...*
 
...*I kiss Rob again...followed by William Moseley...*

*Rob flies into jealous rage, and tries to punch WilMa in the face*
*he only succeeds in breaking his own thumb*
*WilMa sobs because Rob was mean*
*Rob sobs because thumb hurts*

...Walk it off, boys.
 
*Rob flies into jealous rage, and tries to punch WilMa in the face*
*he only succeeds in breaking his own thumb*
*WilMa sobs because Rob was mean*
*Rob sobs because thumb hurts*

...Walk it off, boys.

*shakes head*
At least it wasn't as bad as when Eddie and Rupert got into it. Geese guys.
;) lol
 
So Skandarnites don't even need to be around, the PaperBoys will take themselves out.
:rolleyes:

hmmm
*sits boys down*
get along do you want them to win?
"No," they replied.
good now make up and then dont get jealous. theres plenty of my to go around. ;)

Did I mention I LOVE YOUR BANNER!!!!!!!!:D
 
Uh, so boys. Is there a weekly rotation schedule, or do you take a number? Or is it like calling shotgun in a car?



And thanks - I love Cleo and her graphics and Alice :D
 
NOOOO! *gets scrub brush and exfoliant for Skandar*
Bathroom is the 3rd door on the left. I'll guard the door.
*takes place in front of door, brandishing baseball bat and glaring*

*boys glared*
I take them whenever they want ;)

See, that is why you have these issues.
*boys roll of in dust cloud fist fight like a cartoon*
You need some sort of organization.
 
NOOOO! *gets scrub brush and exfoliant for Skandar*
Bathroom is the 3rd door on the left. I'll guard the door.
*takes place in front of door, brandishing baseball bat and glaring*

*Skandar yells* Kells, my love. The tar isn't coming off!
*Kells yells (haha that rhymes) through the door* What do you mean, Skandar, dear?
*Skandar starts to cry* The tar is taking my skin off!

*Sheri and Will is hiding in the shadows*
*Snickers to themselves*
 
NOOOO! *gets scrub brush and exfoliant for Skandar*
Bathroom is the 3rd door on the left. I'll guard the door.
*takes place in front of door, brandishing baseball bat and glaring*



See, that is why you have these issues.
*boys roll of in dust cloud fist fight like a cartoon*
You need some sort of organization.

Maybe whips??? *bad thoughts*

*laughs at Skander*
*Eddie Vedder writes funny song about it called "Chicken boy" and then throws guitar at him and laughs.*
*pats Eddie's head*
Good lil rock star.
 
*fishes around in school bag and triumphantly pulls out spare bottle of cordial*
*daintily covers eyes and passes it to Skandar through cracked open bathroom door*

*that business taken care of, picks up Eddie and launches him out window - an appropriate fate considering how many hotel televisions have met the same demise at the hands of rockstars*
*Eddie lands on Sherri and Wilma*
*ouch*
 
*Sheri and Will laughs* We were in the shadows outside Skandy's bathroom. So unless Skandy's bathroom is outdoors we conveniently missed the TV
 
*Sheri and Will laughs* We were in the shadows outside Skandy's bathroom. So unless Skandy's bathroom is outdoors we conveniently missed the TV

*eddie recovers*
Kells could never be in soft ball *laughs*

*Rupert throws a spell on Skander*
Ridiculous!
*Skander turns into a newt*
 
*grabs Rupert's wand and pokes him in the freckles with it, turning them purple and sticky*
*spell-o-tapes Rupert's mouth shut, and returns Skandy to his original handsome form*
 
*grabs Rupert's wand and pokes him in the freckles with it, turning them purple and sticky*
*spell-o-tapes Rupert's mouth shut, and returns Skandy to his original handsome form*

*sighs*
Why does she even bother.
*Gets Wil Wheaton to do boy genius things so that Rupert is ok*
Ok boy genius do your thing.
*Wil makes a big robot that stalks Skander and crushes him. And since the technology is so advanced, Kells or and other Skandernite, cant break the Robot (Skander-killer56), hotwire, or anything to get rid of it, Skander-killer56 ir relentless*
 
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