Skandarnites VS. PaperB'nites

What are you all whispering about? It's terribly annoying when you whisper.

Ooooh, my cat just threw up! I will fling THAT at your evil fortress walls instead! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 
1. We can't tell you what we're whispering about
2. Cat vomit will NOT get you Skandar back.
3. You may be endangering his life by doing that. I'm not sure how the other Paperb'nites feel about it.

:mad:
 
Yes ma'am! *salutes*

*grabs the tin of icky Turkish Delight*
*stuffs Skandars face with the nasty stuff*
*ties him up even tighter*

Bwahahaahhaahah!!
 
Oh you're gonna get it now!!!!
*rushes in, unties Skandar, drags him outside, throws cat vomit at fortress walls, and then stops on the hillside to give darling Skandar a kiss like they do in the movies*
 
You're here to help the Paperb'nites!

*Waits until all the Skandarnites are fast asleep*
*Sneaks in and kidnaps Skandar once more*
*Ties him up at the lowest level of our fortress. Deep, deep underground*
 
*Turns into superwoman, destroys evil fortress, saves Skandar, kidnaps Ben, drops him into deep dark dungeon, distributes turkish delight to all poor delusioned Paperb'nites, marries Skandar, and puts a force field over him*
 
*ducks*
*throws gasoline on skandar and "accidently" drops lighted match on him*

but b careful, i may turn on you any minute, and all that you ever posessed will be gone:p

*Gives Midnight Rider a whole plateful of cookies and cupcakes*

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*puts Skandar in a steele cage that an outsider could not gain access to*
 
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