Spam Board II

Spam is so good
So don't be rude
To the wonderful spam
That's made with lamb
Coke is good too
To drink through and through
I like to fry it
with a purple mit
It's really good
When I'm in the mood. :D

PS- I eat it with rice,
That's really nice! :p
 
NarnianofGryffindor said:
Spam is so good
So don't be rude
To the wonderful spam
That's made with lamb
Coke is good too
To drink through and through
I like to fry it
with a purple mit
It's really good
When I'm in the mood. :D

PS- I eat it with rice,
That's really nice! :p
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LOL!!! Nice one, Josh! :D Ahh. . .*cough*. . .what does Spam taste like? I've never tried it. . . :rolleyes:
 
*revives thread* A spam thread! Brilliant!

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Oliphaunts:

Large beasts resembling elephants. Oliphaunts were grey with trunks and tusks and big flapping ears. They were much larger than the elephants of today. Oliphaunts came from Harad, in the far south of Middle-earth. The Haradrim used Oliphaunts in battle and put houses and towers on their backs to carry Men.

Sam Gamgee hoped to see an Oliphaunt when he learned that armies of Men from the southern lands were going to Mordor. He recited an old fireside rhyme called Oliphaunt, which made Frodo laugh despite his troubles. On March 7, 3019, Sam got his wish. In a battle between the Haradrim and the Rangers of Ithilien, an Oliphaunt broke loose and charged past where Sam stood. The great beast trampled Men as he went and then ran off to an unknown fate.

The Haradrim also used Oliphaunts at the Pelennor Fields. During the siege of Minas Tirith, Oliphaunts pulled towers and engines. They carried war-towers on their backs at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields on March 15. The horses of the Rohirrim feared to go near the huge beasts, and the Oliphaunts became rallying points for the Haradrim. The thick hides of the Oliphaunts deflected arrows. The brothers Derufin and Duilin of the Blackroot Vale were trampled to death when they led their bowmen to shoot out the eyes of the Oliphaunts.
 
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Oliphaunts:

Large beasts resembling elephants. Oliphaunts were grey with trunks and tusks and big flapping ears that they tripped on. They were much larger than the elephants of today, some say. Oliphaunts came from Herod, in the far south of Judea. The Judeans used Oliphaunts in battle and put houses and towers on their backs to carry Men. Except that it was actually the Carthaginians who used the elephants, so...

Sam Gamgee hoped to see an Oliphaunt when he learned that armies of Men from the southern lands were going to Rome. He recited an old fireside rhyme called Oliphaunt, which made Frodo laugh despite his troubles. On March 7, 3019 B.C., Sam got his wish. In a battle between the Herodrim and the Rangers of Rome (hey, it's alliterative!), an Oliphaunt broke loose and charged past where Sam stood. He saw it, but he never saw anything again... The great beast trampled Men (as well as Sam Gamgee) as he went and then ran off to an unknown fate.

The Haradrim also used Oliphaunts at the Pelennor Fields. During the siege of Minas Tirith, Oliphaunts pulled ploughs and spreaders (hey, it's the Pelennor fields, right?). They carried farm-towers on their backs at the Planting of the Pelennor Fields on March 15. The horses of the other farmers feared to go near the huge beasts, and the Oliphaunts became a nuisance points for the Herodrim. The thick hides of the Oliphaunts deflected pitchforks. The brothers Derufin and Duilin of the Blackroot Vale were trampled to death when they led their pitchforks to poke out the eyes of the Oliphaunts.
 
Olórin the Wise said:
*re-writes EtM's comment*

Oliphaunts:

Large beasts resembling elephants. Oliphaunts were grey with trunks and tusks and big flapping ears that they tripped on. They were much larger than the elephants of today, some say. Oliphaunts came from Herod, in the far south of Judea. The Judeans used Oliphaunts in battle and put houses and towers on their backs to carry Men. Except that it was actually the Carthaginians who used the elephants, so...

Sam Gamgee hoped to see an Oliphaunt when he learned that armies of Men from the southern lands were going to Rome. He recited an old fireside rhyme called Oliphaunt, which made Frodo laugh despite his troubles. On March 7, 3019 B.C., Sam got his wish. In a battle between the Herodrim and the Rangers of Rome (hey, it's alliterative!), an Oliphaunt broke loose and charged past where Sam stood. He saw it, but he never saw anything again... The great beast trampled Men (as well as Sam Gamgee) as he went and then ran off to an unknown fate.

The Haradrim also used Oliphaunts at the Pelennor Fields. During the siege of Minas Tirith, Oliphaunts pulled ploughs and spreaders (hey, it's the Pelennor fields, right?). They carried farm-towers on their backs at the Planting of the Pelennor Fields on March 15. The horses of the other farmers feared to go near the huge beasts, and the Oliphaunts became a nuisance points for the Herodrim. The thick hides of the Oliphaunts deflected pitchforks. The brothers Derufin and Duilin of the Blackroot Vale were trampled to death when they led their pitchforks to poke out the eyes of the Oliphaunts.
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*Runs Around Screaming "COPYCAT COPYCAT!!!"
However, since its your Birthday...I forgive you!:p:D
 
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