Well...I spiked the punch, handed out unspiked food but everyone was suspicious anywho, chucked banana peels on the dance floor, spilled banana OIL on the dance floor, when my date (Lookintoforever) asked if I'd behaved I handed the half-empty bottle of banana oil to EveningStar-Whom I believe I thoroughly frightened,I could be wrong though-uuuhhhhh...Handed some Oompa Loomas chainsaws n' they cut the legs off the tables everyone was dancing on, someone set loose monkeys w/ rolls of ducttapes n' they nearly ducttaped EveningStar's fur off-till someone nailed 'em w/ a firehose that is.

I also whapped Protofan w/ a stuffed eagle.

THAT'S how prom went.